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Jun 29, 2020 | 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by TeddyD

Pink shirt AR guy. Turns out the protesters trampled through a set of fancy gates to get into the community to go over to the mayors house to protest for the his or hers resignation. There were threats being yelled out by some protesters that they were going to burn down properties and beat people. If this is true, that’s insane. I’d do the same as you if faced with that situation. Stand there with the muzzle pointed down and not say a word. Basically have the move on, nothing to see here look on my face. Just like the couple week old video of that group of neighbours standing in front of that white fence and armed right up. They did it right by not engaging.

I probably would be late to the party due to indecision on which weapon to bring out. Compound bow or crossbow? Probably the compound bow because the crossbow takes too long to reload. Pistol, of course because you might need some backup. But which pistol? Definitely not the CCW, because the magazine doesn't hold enough. Which rifle? Probably not the .30-06 as the Barnes rounds are just too dang expensive, plus the scope is sighted in for 200 yards. The Ruger 77/22 would be easy to pick off a few protestors with but it just doesn't make enough noise to intimidate. The Mosin Nagant is a heavy mother but I have 1,000 rounds of 7.62x54r (some armor piercing even), it's loud as hell and the bayonet is uber intimidating. I don't have a shotgun (never let them get THAT close) so that make the decision easier.

By this time, they're through the gates so I'll just have to hop in the F-350 and start running them over. Wish I had bought that Ranch Hand bumper.

Jun 29, 2020 | 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Scag_Driver

APP-A-LATCH-UH

LET'S ALL SAY IT TOGETHER!!!!!

Holy crap. According to google, you are correct. What the heck. Even YouTube says it’s #1. Blows my mind.

Jun 29, 2020 | 10:31 PM

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Where'd everybody go??
ok guys, I'm out.

OK, Matt's added levitation to his list of super powers. Be afraid...I haven't been a fan of levitation since I erroneously watched "The Exorcist" on the big screen when I was about 15. Scared the shtx out of me. I can do the jumpy, scary stuff like "Halloween" or "Texas Chain Saw Massacre" , versions 1-20 or any variation of the genre, but I don't screw with that supernatural/demon stuff. Not no, but hell no.

Jun 29, 2020 | 10:34 PM

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Its ok HRTKD man. We have your back. Now I've mentioned this before....when we decide to riot and loot the local Ford dealer, you can't be checking part numbers for the correct stabilizer upgrade. Can't do it.

JUST DRIVE BABY!!!! DRIVE!!!!

I CALL SHOTGUN WITH HRTKD!!!!

Jun 29, 2020 | 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by BowtieConvert

when we come up on post #2666, I got ya man

Jun 29, 2020 | 10:36 PM

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Holy crap. According to google, you are correct. What the heck. Even YouTube says it’s #1. Blows my mind.

https://youtu.be/uxOt2D2DSaw

YEAH BABY!!!!!

Jun 29, 2020 | 10:41 PM

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Hitting the Ford dealer was one of the activities I had in the book I wrote. When all the trucks are free, what do you take? The F-450 is the first choice of course.

Jun 29, 2020 | 10:45 PM

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Hitting the Ford dealer was one of the activities I had in the book I wrote. When all the trucks are free, what do you take? The F-450 is the first choice of course.

I commend you for posting that, Jim. It was fun and interesting. Your crew had it going on. Best of all, no casualties save that one nerdy doctor dude that got infested prior to the formal inclusion to the group, but he was "handled" properly.

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Jun 29, 2020 | 10:45 PM

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Hey I have no shame. Guess what I've been doing. Been going mobile in the shower. Seriously. Been talking to you dudes nekkid.

Jun 29, 2020 | 10:47 PM

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Hey I have no shame. Guess what I've been doing. Been going mobile in the shower. Seriously. Been talking to you dudes nekkid.

Well Skags, you may need to give Teddy a Zoom call. He's spending a lot of time in Tech.

Jun 29, 2020 | 10:47 PM

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Hitting the Ford dealer was one of the activities I had in the book I wrote. When all the trucks are free, what do you take? The F-450 is the first choice of course.

While Scags is at the parts desk and your looking for the f-450 keys, Matt and I will be across the street stealing wide body Hellcats, assuming they don’t have a demon on the floor. Steal a Superduty? Why, I already have one. 😂

Jun 29, 2020 | 10:51 PM

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Because Zombie Apocalypse.

Jun 29, 2020 | 10:53 PM

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Well Skags, you may need to give Teddy a Zoom call. He's spending a lot of time in Tech.

Im back. I even got sucked into seriously answering a 2021 question. Well played Mr. OP. 😂

Next topic to come up, do you guys apply pressure to the brake peddle using your left or right foot while driving? If you drive an automatic with 2 feet, you need an exorcist. Dang Bowtie, I have a joke for that. Can’t say it to a group of god fearing men though. I won’t even PM that one. Sacrilegious, dirty and very offensive.....from Reddit.