General Nonsense Thread
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From: Hunterdon Cnty N.J.
Yea… that's why Im heading that way Scag…
Here.. jackazz breaks into your house... smashing sliding door with brick... You yell down that yor armed and tell him if he comes up the stairs youll shoot him.. and you dial 911... he comes upstairs yelling explicatives and how hes going to beat you down and rape your wife... he clears the stairs and 1 shot of 12Ga no.7 takes all the skin off him and the second shot finishes the job...
15 minutes later the cops arrive from the station 3 miles away... they look around and cuff you and take you away... if your smart you say not one word until you have a lawyer... in the end youll have to declare you didn't think the 7 shot would kill him... you thought it was bird shot and you were only trying to do what quid pro joe said and shoot him in the leg... but your a bad shot and the second shot went of by accident because you were so scared.... after the first trial... then the grieved family of the poor college kid just trying to get money for books will sue you for every penny you have and every penny youll ever have...
But youll be able to sleep at night knowing you protected your family...
And that's why these areas have so much crime...
Here.. jackazz breaks into your house... smashing sliding door with brick... You yell down that yor armed and tell him if he comes up the stairs youll shoot him.. and you dial 911... he comes upstairs yelling explicatives and how hes going to beat you down and rape your wife... he clears the stairs and 1 shot of 12Ga no.7 takes all the skin off him and the second shot finishes the job...
15 minutes later the cops arrive from the station 3 miles away... they look around and cuff you and take you away... if your smart you say not one word until you have a lawyer... in the end youll have to declare you didn't think the 7 shot would kill him... you thought it was bird shot and you were only trying to do what quid pro joe said and shoot him in the leg... but your a bad shot and the second shot went of by accident because you were so scared.... after the first trial... then the grieved family of the poor college kid just trying to get money for books will sue you for every penny you have and every penny youll ever have...
But youll be able to sleep at night knowing you protected your family...
And that's why these areas have so much crime...
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Yea… that's why Im heading that way Scag…
Here.. jackazz breaks into your house... smashing sliding door with brick... You yell down that yor armed and tell him if he comes up the stairs youll shoot him.. and you dial 911... he comes upstairs yelling explicatives and how hes going to beat you down and rape your wife... he clears the stairs and 1 shot of 12Ga no.7 takes all the skin off him and the second shot finishes the job...
15 minutes later the cops arrive from the station 3 miles away... they look around and cuff you and take you away... if your smart you say not one word until you have a lawyer... in the end youll have to declare you didn't think the 7 shot would kill him... you thought it was bird shot and you were only trying to do what quid pro joe said and shoot him in the leg... but your a bad shot and the second shot went of by accident because you were so scared.... after the first trial... then the grieved family of the poor college kid just trying to get money for books will sue you for every penny you have and every penny youll ever have...
But youll be able to sleep at night knowing you protected your family...
And that's why these areas have so much crime...
Here.. jackazz breaks into your house... smashing sliding door with brick... You yell down that yor armed and tell him if he comes up the stairs youll shoot him.. and you dial 911... he comes upstairs yelling explicatives and how hes going to beat you down and rape your wife... he clears the stairs and 1 shot of 12Ga no.7 takes all the skin off him and the second shot finishes the job...
15 minutes later the cops arrive from the station 3 miles away... they look around and cuff you and take you away... if your smart you say not one word until you have a lawyer... in the end youll have to declare you didn't think the 7 shot would kill him... you thought it was bird shot and you were only trying to do what quid pro joe said and shoot him in the leg... but your a bad shot and the second shot went of by accident because you were so scared.... after the first trial... then the grieved family of the poor college kid just trying to get money for books will sue you for every penny you have and every penny youll ever have...
But youll be able to sleep at night knowing you protected your family...
And that's why these areas have so much crime...
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From: Jacksonville
Yea… that's why Im heading that way Scag…
Here.. jackazz breaks into your house... smashing sliding door with brick... You yell down that yor armed and tell him if he comes up the stairs youll shoot him.. and you dial 911... he comes upstairs yelling explicatives and how hes going to beat you down and rape your wife... he clears the stairs and 1 shot of 12Ga no.7 takes all the skin off him and the second shot finishes the job...
15 minutes later the cops arrive from the station 3 miles away... they look around and cuff you and take you away... if your smart you say not one word until you have a lawyer... in the end youll have to declare you didn't think the 7 shot would kill him... you thought it was bird shot and you were only trying to do what quid pro joe said and shoot him in the leg... but your a bad shot and the second shot went of by accident because you were so scared.... after the first trial... then the grieved family of the poor college kid just trying to get money for books will sue you for every penny you have and every penny youll ever have...
But youll be able to sleep at night knowing you protected your family...
And that's why these areas have so much crime...
Here.. jackazz breaks into your house... smashing sliding door with brick... You yell down that yor armed and tell him if he comes up the stairs youll shoot him.. and you dial 911... he comes upstairs yelling explicatives and how hes going to beat you down and rape your wife... he clears the stairs and 1 shot of 12Ga no.7 takes all the skin off him and the second shot finishes the job...
15 minutes later the cops arrive from the station 3 miles away... they look around and cuff you and take you away... if your smart you say not one word until you have a lawyer... in the end youll have to declare you didn't think the 7 shot would kill him... you thought it was bird shot and you were only trying to do what quid pro joe said and shoot him in the leg... but your a bad shot and the second shot went of by accident because you were so scared.... after the first trial... then the grieved family of the poor college kid just trying to get money for books will sue you for every penny you have and every penny youll ever have...
But youll be able to sleep at night knowing you protected your family...
And that's why these areas have so much crime...
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Me. Did I take a shot at the US again? Oh crap. I don’t remember. Might as well get a meme ready.
Login, scroll, open thread. Phewf. Talking about moonshine. Peace treaty ongoing. 👍😂
Me. Did I take a shot at the US again? Oh crap. I don’t remember. Might as well get a meme ready.
Login, scroll, open thread. Phewf. Talking about moonshine. Peace treaty ongoing. 👍😂
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EDIT: Bowtie, I just read your last one. I overlooked it because ForCal retaliated against mine so I had to send him claps. My last one wasn’t as bad as I thought and yours could of made a hooker blush 😂
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Hey Teddy D, aren't you glad those d-bags that said they were going to leave the country if a certain person got elected didn't have the integrity to follow up? There's a loooong list of blowhards that have yet to follow up on their "threats." Canada seemed to be a favorite landing spot for a lot of those "do as I say - not as I do" losers.
The deal we made with those blowhards was that they could come if the US kept Justin Beiber. Simple. Then the Bieber kept showing up at Toronto Maple Leafs games so we cancelled that deal faster than a free trade agreement. We would of enjoyed taxing the living heck out of them. 😂
We were also a great landing spot for those that didn’t want a free trip to Vietnam. 😂
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