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^Hobo camp sent him out for a beer run, he returned with a 30 pk. Of White Claw raspberry. After a few choice words the camp went ahead & drank it. Pretty soon they were all giggling, using the outhouse together & taking selfies. Later they thanked him for getting them to expand their horizons and invited him to a free hobo pedicure and shopping afterward at the closest department store dumpster. 🙄 hobo camp bliss was restored.
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↑accepted "The Comedy Relief Tour" for out of work Comedians to the"Plastic tents of Hobo Camps" offer. Doesn't pay much, bad food, bad water, reused plastic forks & toofless laughs !
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^^ Organized Hobo Camp Olympics. Immediately there was confusion as to the gender qualifications of participants, especially after the White Claw hangover and lingering after-effects. The u-cake toss, used motor oil wrestling, and flatulence marathon were called off when they could not reach a compromise. They still held the joint rolling competition, PBR guzzling, and doggie-style butt dragging events as they were deemed the least likely influenced by gender. A good time was had by all.
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^^ Roasts wieners over tire fire for the camp & compliment w/ stale Cheetos. Wash them down with the leftover White Claws. Afterwards they have a pajama party and braid each other's hair.
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^bought one of those pellet BBQ's and roasted corn, pork steak and Chicken legs. Everyone he knows shows up and eats em out of house and home. Had to go to the Neighborhood market for fresh greens !
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^^ found a case of Jiffy Pop popcorn at the local flea Market. It was dated 1972 but it didn't matter, the camp all sat around a fire & roasted Vienna sausages & jiffy pop. While watching dirty dancing on a 19" TV.
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^^ Went to local race track to watch drag races. All the smell of burning rubber reminded him of the Friday night frat parties back in the day. All that was missing was Pammie, tons of obnoxious 20 y/o's, and gallons of puke.
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^^ Organized hobo camp parade for the 4th weekend. Had everyone round up their shopping carts for the pimp out. Handed out shoplifting, errrr...... I mean "shopping" lists for everyone. Young dudes are to dumpster dive in the recycling dumpsters for cardboard for signs, older ones to Wally world for streamers, rattle can paint (must contrast w/ brown), sparklers, & pinwheels. In the process of scoping out freight cart from local freight terminal for 1000# sisters to be the lead "float" in the parade. Everyone in a festive mood preparing for the festivities. Grand Hobo Shaman prepping the special recipe Sterno punch. Yeah baby, the camp's gonna be rockin this weekend!
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^Had his 1000#'s of sisters and 1200#'s of Brothers over for a Pellet BBQ corn fry, soon everyone was driving around the place on UTV's and the fresh air seemed tainted odors ! He's in his Man Cave with the doors locked and on the Throne. Doesn't talk about the Diarrhea !