The Safe for GNAC Joke Thread!!!
Fleet Owner
Joined: Mar 2012
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From: Near Cal. Avenue
The other day a blonde pulled out right in front of me.
I slammed on the brakes; She turned left at the yellow light 50' later.
Was she or they texting or on the Cellular & screaming at her kids?
I well; I will never know; hope the blonde makes it thru the weekend!
I slammed on the brakes; She turned left at the yellow light 50' later.
Was she or they texting or on the Cellular & screaming at her kids?
I well; I will never know; hope the blonde makes it thru the weekend!
Fleet Owner
Joined: Mar 2012
Posts: 26,158
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From: Near Cal. Avenue
The Blondes mother is anxiously awaiting for her plane to land.
Her Daughter is returning from Far-Far away trying to find adventure.
As her daughter exits the plane, Mom notices a man directly
behind her daughter dressed in feathers with Tattoos all over
his body and carrying a shrunken head. The daughter introduced this man
as her new husband. Mom gasps and says quietly,
"I said I hoped for you to marry a RICH Doctor!"
Her Daughter is returning from Far-Far away trying to find adventure.
As her daughter exits the plane, Mom notices a man directly
behind her daughter dressed in feathers with Tattoos all over
his body and carrying a shrunken head. The daughter introduced this man
as her new husband. Mom gasps and says quietly,
"I said I hoped for you to marry a RICH Doctor!"
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Fleet Owner
Joined: Mar 2012
Posts: 26,158
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From: Near Cal. Avenue
I loved my waterbed, it was comfortable!
I slept so well that I would wake up
with my fingers of my hands locked together
When I woke up Snowball
could pull them apart.
She is a Magician at manipulation. (twit) ...
I slept so well that I would wake up
with my fingers of my hands locked together
When I woke up Snowball
could pull them apart.
She is a Magician at manipulation. (twit) ...
Hotshot
Joined: Mar 2011
Posts: 11,950
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After the storm, I was cleaning up our yard when I saw the neighbor tending to his prized roses.
He was splicing, gluing, and tying twigs and leaves back onto the plants. When I asked what he was doing he just said...
It's a releaf effort.
He was splicing, gluing, and tying twigs and leaves back onto the plants. When I asked what he was doing he just said...
It's a releaf effort.
Fleet Owner
Joined: Mar 2012
Posts: 26,158
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From: Near Cal. Avenue
The blonde is shopping with her husband and
she decides that she should shop in different parts of the mall.
So, they meet in the middle 2 hours later
and she says, "I just got 2 kids."
Her husband stares amazed, looking at the kids, he says,
"Those are 2 baby goats!"
Later that night they are in bed &
both talked in their sleep. She loves auctions;
his hobby is golf. As they slept, the golfer yells, "Fore!"
His wife calls out, "Four and a quarter!"
The next day the Blonde goes to the pet shop.
A blonde wants to buy a goldfish.
The salesperson asks if she needs an aquarium.
The Blonde replies, 'I don't care what sign it is.'
she decides that she should shop in different parts of the mall.
So, they meet in the middle 2 hours later
and she says, "I just got 2 kids."
Her husband stares amazed, looking at the kids, he says,
"Those are 2 baby goats!"
Later that night they are in bed &
both talked in their sleep. She loves auctions;
his hobby is golf. As they slept, the golfer yells, "Fore!"
His wife calls out, "Four and a quarter!"
The next day the Blonde goes to the pet shop.
A blonde wants to buy a goldfish.
The salesperson asks if she needs an aquarium.
The Blonde replies, 'I don't care what sign it is.'
