Help me, Pain!
The Safe for GNAC Joke Thread!!!
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From: Near Cal. Avenue
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the Lil Johnny.
A Rep calls him and asks for a donation. "Would you like to give back to the community in some way?"
Well, Lil Johnny thinks about it for a moment and replies. "First, my Mom is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?" Lil Johnny then says, "My brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"
"My sister's husband died in a traffic accident, leaving her penniless with three children?!"
"So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"
A Rep calls him and asks for a donation. "Would you like to give back to the community in some way?"
Well, Lil Johnny thinks about it for a moment and replies. "First, my Mom is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?" Lil Johnny then says, "My brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"
"My sister's husband died in a traffic accident, leaving her penniless with three children?!"
"So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"
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Joined: Mar 2012
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From: Near Cal. Avenue
Two guys work for the City. One digs a hole --dig, dig, dig.
The other fills the hole -- fill, fill, fill. The two men work furiously; digging a hole, filling it up again.
I watch and can't believe how hard these men are working, but can't understand why.
Finally I have to ask them. The Digger says, "Oh yeah,"
"the guy who plants the trees is sick today."
↑ I drank my bottle of brew, unwrapped my cotton towel from around the bottle and
tossed the bottle into the waste box by my desk, wrapped another bottle of brew,
put it in an insulation glass and started to sip it while i read
that stupid shat! Aww it seems funnier now!
The other fills the hole -- fill, fill, fill. The two men work furiously; digging a hole, filling it up again.
I watch and can't believe how hard these men are working, but can't understand why.
Finally I have to ask them. The Digger says, "Oh yeah,"
"the guy who plants the trees is sick today."
↑ I drank my bottle of brew, unwrapped my cotton towel from around the bottle and
tossed the bottle into the waste box by my desk, wrapped another bottle of brew,
put it in an insulation glass and started to sip it while i read
that stupid shat! Aww it seems funnier now!
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Joined: Mar 2012
Posts: 26,157
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From: Near Cal. Avenue
Grade school, middle school, Junior High, HS, Jr. College and College + MS, and PHD's Adult Education Classes at night and weekends. So I ask!