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Old May 11, 2023 | 10:52 AM
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Two men broke into a drug store down the street and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for two hardened criminals!
 
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I looked at my calendar and was dismayed to see that someone had stole the 5th month.
 
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A bachelor is a guy who is footloose and fiancé-free.
 
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Friday, tomorrow night is date night! It may be your opportunity.
 
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Old May 12, 2023 | 07:44 PM
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Everyone knows that ewe-knighted we stand, while dove-voided we fall.
Respecting our Sheep and Doves remains our top priorities!
Then I went to my Doc, and he said, "EWE that's the worst case of
Sheared sheep Sickness I have ever encountered." "I love my job, Wife:" ...
"But all you do is Herd your Rams around all day!"
I replied, "What did you just say," "You Herd!" ...twss
 
Old May 12, 2023 | 08:10 PM
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"Don't worry Mommy," Shirley wrote,
I'm 15 years old now and I know how
to take care of myself. Someday I'll visit,
so, you can know your grandchildren.
Your daughter, Shirley."
PS: " Mommy (Karen), that's not true.
I'm at My girlfriend's house. I just
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report card that's in my desk's drawer."
.......................................I love you!
 
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Old May 13, 2023 | 01:10 AM
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