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Did you hear about the blonde couple that was found frozen to death?
They're in their car at the drive-in movie theater?
They apparently went to see "Closed For The Winter."
The teacher, Miss Kruthers, was asking her students about their family habits. Little Mary raised her hand and when called on said, "I say a prayer every night before we eat dinner." Mrs. Kruthers sees little Johnny's hand go up and so she ask him, "What about you, Johnny, do you say a prayer every night before dinner, too?" "Heck no I don't have to," Johnny responded, " My mother's a really good cook!"
Three young hotties go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation. They get drunk and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.
The first hottie, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent." They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness, and release her.
The second, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words. "I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again they all immediately fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her.
The Bodacious blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from the University of Texas and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya'all right now, ya'll ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in." .....
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our GUY is out with the Tree trimming Service crew. So, they continue to trim the Area of the owner.
After a while crap happens things shift, unsetting stuff happens, our Hero cuts off his ear with his Chain Saw.
He yells down, "Owe, I have cut off my ear!" The ground crew look around where he points, picks up an ear, shows it to him, "that's not it, I had a pencil behind mine."
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