The Safe for GNAC Joke Thread!!!
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A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding
man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.
His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing.
The man says "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"
"But why?" asks the man.
"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies!
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From: SW Washington
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Today was actually the first time I noticed that my thread had a sticky. This is the first thread I've ever contributed anywhere that got a sticky.
I am humbly honored and thank whoever gave it the sticky.
I am humbly honored and thank whoever gave it the sticky.
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auto trans eh?
Well in Finland we used to call it an "invalid car"! But some options you have no choice with large vehicles like my motorhome! My Argosy 28 foot
mh has the "unfortunate choice" of a chevy 454 engine that had to be
rebuilt after 80k miles! That & the "last & ever vw" to park on my property
is the last ones I will ever mess with!
mh has the "unfortunate choice" of a chevy 454 engine that had to be
rebuilt after 80k miles! That & the "last & ever vw" to park on my property
is the last ones I will ever mess with!
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Well in Finland we used to call it an "invalid car"! But some options you have no choice with large vehicles like my motorhome! My Argosy 28 foot
mh has the "unfortunate choice" of a chevy 454 engine that had to be
rebuilt after 80k miles! That & the "last & ever vw" to park on my property
is the last ones I will ever mess with!
mh has the "unfortunate choice" of a chevy 454 engine that had to be
rebuilt after 80k miles! That & the "last & ever vw" to park on my property
is the last ones I will ever mess with!
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Well, I may have been a bit harsh on the chev 454...
As when I inherited the 1978 Argosy(Airstream), it only had 5k miles on
the rebuilt engine. Since 2005 it has made the 130 mile +round trip to our
hunting camp! BUT, I want to switch to a tow trailer to make it easier to
get my Ford p/up & my Camry to our hunting site! (It is a hassle to regis-
ter the beast each fall & insure it) when a 10 yr lic on a travel trailer would be
more practical when towed by my trusty ol Ford truck! But I "stand by my
hatred of vw,s"... I made the mistake of purchasing a 1990 passat @ an
auction only to learn how they have overcomplicated things! I drove it
when I was rebuilding the engine for my Camry & the "goldang" electro-
pnewmatic door "lock" forced me to enter the vehicle thru the trunk!
"Talk about cheap, the drivers door was the ONLY one with a keyed lock"!
(I did own a 1967 vw station wagon in my youth though that I miss)!
the rebuilt engine. Since 2005 it has made the 130 mile +round trip to our
hunting camp! BUT, I want to switch to a tow trailer to make it easier to
get my Ford p/up & my Camry to our hunting site! (It is a hassle to regis-
ter the beast each fall & insure it) when a 10 yr lic on a travel trailer would be
more practical when towed by my trusty ol Ford truck! But I "stand by my
hatred of vw,s"... I made the mistake of purchasing a 1990 passat @ an
auction only to learn how they have overcomplicated things! I drove it
when I was rebuilding the engine for my Camry & the "goldang" electro-
pnewmatic door "lock" forced me to enter the vehicle thru the trunk!
"Talk about cheap, the drivers door was the ONLY one with a keyed lock"!
(I did own a 1967 vw station wagon in my youth though that I miss)!
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Cargo Master
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From: SW Washington
I almost wanted to chime in and say the posts about the RV are OT but the lock ordeal....now that's funny!