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Old Oct 27, 2010 | 11:17 AM
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I lived in Hollywood for years. I was in HVFD and HVRS for years. Then started working to much to have time for it anymore
 
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Old Oct 27, 2010 | 11:30 AM
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I hear ya on that one. I'm hoping I'll stay busy with work, although that is uncertain after the end of November right now.
 
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Old Oct 27, 2010 | 11:44 AM
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What do you do ?
 
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Old Oct 27, 2010 | 11:51 AM
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I do IT work, computers, networking, that kind of thing, you?
 
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Old Oct 27, 2010 | 12:00 PM
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I was doing kinda the same stuff, but with swithces and codecs. Now I'm a Q/C instructor for the same company. Send me your resume if you want and i can float it out there and see if anything's available. It's cridgell@yahoo.com
 
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Old Oct 27, 2010 | 07:13 PM
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Jr went into a bar and there's this old man just sitting there looking at a
bowl of chili.
So, Jr goes up to the old man and says, "Can I have that chili?"
"You just go ahead," says the old man.
So, Jr eats the chili and it's the best chili he's ever eaten.
But, at the bottom of the bowl, he notices a dead mouse, so he barfs the chili back up into the bowl.
The old man looks over and says, "Yep, that's about as far as I got too."
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Old Oct 27, 2010 | 07:24 PM
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ooh that was a bad one Charlie
funny but bad~~~~
 
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Old Oct 27, 2010 | 07:28 PM
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yeah, kinda leaves a bad taste in your mouth, huh??????
 

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Old Oct 27, 2010 | 07:30 PM
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yeah, kinda leaves a bad taste in your mouth, huh??????
not for the kitties
 
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Old Oct 27, 2010 | 07:32 PM
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yeah, they don't burp, just belch out hair *****.
 
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Old Oct 27, 2010 | 07:41 PM
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yeah, they don't burp, just belch out hair *****.
yupper~~~ many of those laying around
 
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Old Oct 27, 2010 | 07:44 PM
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them, and small, stinky sausages, huh?
 
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Old Oct 28, 2010 | 07:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Bulldog5.0
I was doing kinda the same stuff, but with swithces and codecs. Now I'm a Q/C instructor for the same company. Send me your resume if you want and i can float it out there and see if anything's available. It's cridgell@yahoo.com
You got it, Thanks!
 
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Old Oct 28, 2010 | 07:29 PM
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jr has quite a few of these, if you need to borrow one
 
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