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Old Nov 15, 2009 | 07:28 AM
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Why dio I have the urge to eat a bunch of cheese and plug Curt's new toilet to give it a real test?

Why did I not look at the radius arms to see there where no inner washers before they where installed and now I have to remove them and re-install the washers.

Why did Duane have to eat something that tainted my garage?
 
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Old Nov 15, 2009 | 07:50 AM
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Why when you babysit the grandkids for overnight, they don't go to sleep until after 9:00 pm and then wake up at 5:30 am?

Why am I so tired already and it is only 8:00 am?
 
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Old Nov 15, 2009 | 11:01 AM
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Why did I fly? Why is it more accurate to say- why am I sitting in the airport NOT Flying--- Why With my flight being delayed, am I annoyed. Why did I park in long term parking, so that I had to walk in the rain am now wet? Why am I never going to fly again-- I'm driving--- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Old Nov 15, 2009 | 10:57 PM
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Why can't we finally get some snow in eastern KS?
 
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Old Nov 16, 2009 | 01:43 PM
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Why on my way to Topeka this morning on a 4 lane highway driving through snow about 3 inches deep, did my windshield wipers clear the windshield just in time to see a set of headlights coming straight at me? Why did a car going the opposite direction at approximately 50-60 miles per hour want to play chicken with me? Why did I brace for impact? why did it cross in front of me and cause my chest to hurt? Why did I only miss a near head on collision with that car with less than 5 feet to go? Why didn't I try to slow down? Why did I have visions in my head of airbags, and flying debris? Why didn't I stop to go check to see if that car was ok? (I actually feel guilty about that) Why didn't the semi tractor that was at my rear bumper back off once he saw the car heading toward me?
 
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Old Nov 16, 2009 | 09:09 PM
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Why you ask cuz people are stupid and don't know any better.
 
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Old Nov 16, 2009 | 10:34 PM
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Why is it that every close call I have ever had would have been worse had I not hammered it?
 
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Old Nov 17, 2009 | 08:02 AM
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Why does a lengthy ultimately hot shower in a newly remodeled hotel room feel soooooo good? Why does my room have a 50" flat screen? Why do my pants shrink when I am here? What's wrong with the laundry service making my beltline shrink?
 
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Old Nov 17, 2009 | 09:00 AM
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Why didn't we get the snow in Manhattan that closed things down north or here?

Why don't I have a snow day?
 
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Old Nov 17, 2009 | 12:17 PM
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Why did I ask for snow and the night before find out my mother's car had almost no tread left on the tires?
 
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Old Nov 18, 2009 | 09:13 PM
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Why do I not feel cold when its 35F outside?
 
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Old Nov 19, 2009 | 01:14 PM
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Old Nov 20, 2009 | 07:32 AM
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Why do I think we've been sabotaged?
 
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Old Nov 20, 2009 | 08:25 AM
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Why? Not much more just a general why?
 
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Old Nov 20, 2009 | 08:44 AM
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Why did Flip go on vacation and not take or invite the rest of us
 
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