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Oct 28, 2011 | 08:17 PM

#2011

Flip4ford

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Why did i just wear a long sleeve shirt today (no jacket)

Oct 29, 2011 | 10:24 PM

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From: Olathe

Why do I hate waiting for doctors visits?

Oct 31, 2011 | 07:57 AM

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Why did I drive in the car 238 miles down dirt and rock roads to slide down a slide, eat a snack pack, and see some windmills -- OH yeah it was the pumpkin hunt!

Nov 1, 2011 | 01:46 PM

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From: Olathe

Why can't I choose a gun for pumpkin hunting? .50 Cal Barret or Saiga-12 with 0000 buckshot? Pumpkins are very very dangerous.

Nov 3, 2011 | 01:10 PM

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Why did I eat at the thai food place next to the nail salon-- there where no customers in the salon and 4 vehicles outside. 4 "nail techs" -- 2 navigators, a raptor, and a hummer- all decked out with 20+ rims-- extra chromey dodads etc etc ---

Whinsidey do I feel I don't make enough $$-- What the hell do nail techs make?

Nov 3, 2011 | 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Flip4ford

What the hell do nail techs make?

Meth.......

Nov 3, 2011 | 02:23 PM

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Why is that so funny?

Nov 3, 2011 | 04:46 PM

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OMG that is funny right there

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Nov 4, 2011 | 10:26 PM

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Hybris

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From: Olathe

Why won't my butt heal faster?
Had surgery on my tailbone Monday still can't sit normally and I'm too sore to be at a computer longer than 5 mins.

Nov 5, 2011 | 08:17 AM

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Why did Hybrid open himself up to all kinds of punch lines?

Why can't I resist and have to ask if they cut his tail off?

Nov 5, 2011 | 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by husker

Why can't I resist and have to ask if they cut his tail off?

Why did my boss ask the same thing when I asked for time off?

Nov 7, 2011 | 03:14 AM

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Why am I reframing myself here?

Nov 7, 2011 | 03:15 AM

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WHy can't i reframe myself?

Nov 7, 2011 | 03:20 AM

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WHy can't I stop from making a CRACK about the butt surgery? I mean being the BUTT of someones jokles is one thing, butt that does not mean one has to be an **** about it. I the END we all will probably think of several STINKY things to say to make him feel POOPY. SO let's get our TAIL's in Gear to help him feel better. No sense in being BEHIND in all this.