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Old Sep 13, 2011 | 10:07 PM
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Why is that every time I run over an idiot in my neighborhood I start seeing at least 5 or 10 Crown Vics in my rear view mirror?
 
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Old Sep 14, 2011 | 06:05 AM
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Why whenever somesone says -- Its idiot proof-- do they come out with idiot 2.0?
 
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Old Sep 14, 2011 | 07:39 AM
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Why are there so many turkey vultures flying over my house?
 
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Old Sep 14, 2011 | 08:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Flip4ford
Why whenever somesone says -- Its idiot proof-- do they come out with idiot 2.0?

Why is it when they refer to something as bulletproof, such as (that inline six cylinder is bulletproof), is it usually the first thing to break?
 
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Old Sep 14, 2011 | 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted by husker
Why are there so many turkey vultures flying over my house?
Why does it sound like Del needs one of these?


I know guy who knows a Russian guy who can get you one for $25,000 but if you're willing to do some minor wrenching he can go down to $10,000.

Never worry about birds or flying objects in general ever again.*

*Watch out for AT-Rockets though.
 
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Old Sep 14, 2011 | 06:10 PM
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Why do I think Del is a little TOO relaxed on his porch if buzzards are circling.
 
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Old Sep 14, 2011 | 07:37 PM
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Why did I decide to start moving and not pass gas?
 
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Old Sep 14, 2011 | 08:51 PM
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Why do I cringe when someone says "The trailer chains are supposed to drag right."?
 
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Old Sep 14, 2011 | 09:14 PM
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Why do I read this crap every night?
 
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Old Sep 15, 2011 | 07:52 AM
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WHy do we all? Why do we all :-)
 
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Old Sep 15, 2011 | 07:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Flip4ford
WHy do we all? Why do we all :-)
I don't know. Why?
 
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Old Sep 15, 2011 | 09:19 PM
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I don't know. Why?
Why do you question our fearless leader?
 
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Old Sep 15, 2011 | 09:34 PM
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Why not???
 
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Old Sep 16, 2011 | 10:08 PM
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Why am I the only one who posted today so far?
 
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Old Sep 16, 2011 | 10:57 PM
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