Why does my student loan company make it such a pain to pay them back their money?

 

Why in the movies do they break windows to shoot out instead of just opening the window?

 

WHy has my computer not een letting me on FTE?

 

Why do I feel right at home in this forum? Why do I feel that at last 1/2 of the members are just as crazy as I am??

 

Why do I feel like this is a accurate description of at least half the people on the whole site?

 

Why is it that probably a lot more than half of us are crazy?

Why are the remainder just half crazy?

 

Why don't people attach their license plate correctly? I saw a car today that the owner used what appeared to be an entire roll of duct tape to attach the plate to his trunk. Lets do some simple number crunchin', 'Round these parts duct tape at Wally World is $3.78 fer the black. Two screws/bolts to hold the plate on are 8 cents a piece at the hardware store. Hmmm... I give up....

 

Why do I always slam my finger in the door when I really need to use it, an my trigger finger no less, I was thinking of going to the range today.

 

Why don't you just shoot with the other hand?

 

Why would anyone suggest me shooting left handed, you haven't seen me shoot right handed yet

 

Why not?

 

Why are some people so totally right hand dominated

 

Why am I partially ambidextross (sp?). Can do several things with each hand-- drive a nail work a wrench, slap my wife (just kidding- I only use one hand for that ha ha ha) Just kidding.

 

Why is it so cold in here? Oh wait, garage door is wide open, furnace fubar. New unit going in... My breath is pretty!!!

 

Why is lead standing in his garage looking at stinky breath?

Why isn't Hybris posting his once dayly why thread?

Why did I act like I was 20 and try and jump step over crud in my garage-- only to be rminded that I can't do that much anymore? (My foot fell between 2 trannys) That's trannys NOT trannies BTW.