Part VI
Fleet Owner
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From: Lake Tahoe, Nevada
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he's allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. "Cold floors," he says. They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his two words. He clears his throats and says, "Bad food." They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him in for his two words. "I quit," he says. "That's not surprising," the elders say. "You've done nothing but complain since you got here."
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From: horicon Wi
Post Fiend
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From: Blairsville,Ga
Just got done with pups 6 month checkup everything is still good with no regrowth.That takes a load off my mind and makes me feel better
Gotta go tomorrow and load my neighbors stuff and can probly head back home Saturday and get out of this hot weather
The vet said I shouldn't have to come back for 4 to 6 months
Gotta go tomorrow and load my neighbors stuff and can probly head back home Saturday and get out of this hot weather
The vet said I shouldn't have to come back for 4 to 6 months
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From: BLT, MN
Good morning/afternoon everybody!
That's pretty funny Bruce. 
Glad to hear that Ray. Get the heck outta there now!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he's allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. "Cold floors," he says. They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his two words. He clears his throats and says, "Bad food." They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him in for his two words. "I quit," he says. "That's not surprising," the elders say. "You've done nothing but complain since you got here."
Just got done with pups 6 month checkup everything is still good with no regrowth.That takes a load off my mind and makes me feel better
Gotta go tomorrow and load my neighbors stuff and can probly head back home Saturday and get out of this hot weather
The vet said I shouldn't have to come back for 4 to 6 months
Gotta go tomorrow and load my neighbors stuff and can probly head back home Saturday and get out of this hot weather
The vet said I shouldn't have to come back for 4 to 6 months
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From: SpringHill,Fl
Today: Partly cloudy. High 98F. Winds S at 5 to 10 mph.
Tonight: Mostly clear. Low 78F. Winds SW at 5 to 10 mph.
Tomorrow: Mostly sunny skies. High 104F. Winds S at 5 to 10 mph.
Tomorrow night: A few clouds from time to time. Warm. Low 81F. Winds NNW at 5 to 10 mph.
Friday: Mix of sun and clouds. Highs 100 to 104F and lows in the upper 70s.
Saturday: Sunny. Highs in the upper 90s and lows in the low 80s.
Sunday: Sunshine. Highs 100 to 104F and lows in the low 80s.
Tonight: Mostly clear. Low 78F. Winds SW at 5 to 10 mph.
Tomorrow: Mostly sunny skies. High 104F. Winds S at 5 to 10 mph.
Tomorrow night: A few clouds from time to time. Warm. Low 81F. Winds NNW at 5 to 10 mph.
Friday: Mix of sun and clouds. Highs 100 to 104F and lows in the upper 70s.
Saturday: Sunny. Highs in the upper 90s and lows in the low 80s.
Sunday: Sunshine. Highs 100 to 104F and lows in the low 80s.
Smokin
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You Iowegians really have a skewed idea of what is hot and cold.
Your hot isn't very hot at all..and your cold is SUBZERO "don't breathe or your lungs will freeze".
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From: The Star-Club, Hamburg
It's "hot" compared to the fairly cool temps we have had so far this June... not that I'll be taking my chore coat out of the pickup, since it makes a pretty good ground cover in case I need to crawl undersomething, but hotter than it has been so far this year. And subzero cold is damned cold no matter where ya happen to be from.
As for being an "Iowegian"... hey, you are, too, now.
