Part VI
Hope you have a good time. I did not notice. You have a camper or do you tent it?
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> Those of us from the Midwest realize that sometimes
> mis-understandings can develop when Easterners, Californians, and
> other "outsiders", travel through our wonderful states. From now
> on, when entering our states, they will be handed the following
> Midwest Information Guide:
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> 1. That farm boy standing next to the grain bin did more work
> before breakfast than you do all week at the gym........so think
> twice before making fun of his bib-overalls and greasy John Deere
> hat.
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> 2. It's called a "gravel road". No matter how slow you drive,
> you are going to get dust on your Navigator or Escalade. Drive
> it, or get out of the way.
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> 3. We all started hunting and fishing when we were seven years
> old. Yeah, we saw Bambi. We got over it.
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> 4. Any references to "corn fed" when talking about our women will
> get you whipped...BY our women.
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> 5. Go ahead and bring your $600 Orvis Fly Rod. Don't cry to us
> if a flathead catfish breaks it off at the handle. We have a name
> for those little trout you fish for........bait.
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> 6. Pull your pants up. You look like an idiot.
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> 7. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of mallards are making
> their final approach, we will shoot at it. You might hope you
> don't have it up to your ear at the time.
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> 8. That's right. Whiskey is only two bucks. We can buy a fifth
> for what you paid in the airport for one drink.
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> 9. No, there's no "Vegetarian Special" on the menu. Order steak.
> Order it rare. Or, you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off
> the two pounds of ham and turkey.
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> 10. You bring Coke into my house, it better be brown, wet, and
> served over ice.
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> 11. So you have a sixty-thousand dollar car you drive on the
> weekends. We're real impressed. We have a quarter of a million
> dollar combine that we use two weeks a year.
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> 12. Let's get this straight. We have one stoplight in town. We
> stop when it's red. We may even stop when it's yellow.
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> 13. Our women hunt, fish, and drive trucks.....because they want
> to. So, you're a feminist. Isn't that cute.
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> 14. Yeah, we eat catfish. Carp, too.......and turtle. You
> really want sushi and caviar? It's available at the bait shop.
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> 15. They are cows. That's what they smell like. For some of us,
> it's the "smell" of money. Get over it.
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> 16. The "Opener" refers to the first day of turkey season. It's
> a religious holiday. You can get breakfast at the church.
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> 17. So every person in every pickup truck waves. It's called
> being friendly. Understand the concept?
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> 18. Yeah, we have golf courses. Don't hit in the water hazard.
> It spooks the fish.
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> 19. That Highway Patrol Officer that just pulled you over for
> driving like an idiot? His name is "Sir", no matter how old he
> is.
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> Now, enjoy your visit!!
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I do not envy you working that swing shift. That would be tough.
Hello Jacob and Ed
that CL post earlier got me looking....found a tonneau for my truck for $250...
also...
2000 FORD POWERSTROKE
Tomorrow we're bringing a bunch of stuff out to the auction yard. A trailer load of stuff we don't use any more as well as my brother's 99.5 F350 7.3PSD 4x4 XLT reg cab longbed with a slight lift. He used to frequent FTE, but hasn't logged in and posted but once since I joined.
Ford Trucks for Ford Truck Enthusiasts
that CL post earlier got me looking....found a tonneau for my truck for $250...
also...
2000 FORD POWERSTROKE
You thinking of buying one Mark?
that is a motor only...i would prolly need a whole truck to start with...
I am looking at a hard tonneau for my truck...found one for $250 installed...my brother is going to purchase it for my birthday!!
I have not stayed there but I have ridden my mountain bike thru there before to check it out. We have stayed in the Cannon Falls campground up the river and inland a bit a couple of times and at Lake Byllesby campground a bunch of times.
Hope you have a good time. I did not notice. You have a camper or do you tent it?
We have a SMALL pop up camper, it is really too small for all of us, but we'll get by for a while. Trying to convince the wife we need a 5er, or at the very least a TT.









