Part VI
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From: Sterling Heights,Mi
Good Morning to all you moms.. Happy Moms day!! I would use Mothers day.. But I figured I get called a mother all the time.. and that cant be for the same reason.. SO.. Happy MOMS day to all!!!
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From: Monroe Michigan
How the progress on your truck coming along Pat ?
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From: Moonlight Moose Enclosure
MOTHERS
Real Mothers don't eat quiche;
They don't have time to make it.
Real Mothers know that their kitchen utensils
Are probably in the sandbox.
Real Mothers often have sticky floors,
Filthy ovens and happy kids.
Real Mothers know that dried play dough
Doesn't come out of carpets.
Real Mothers don't want to know what
The vacuum just sucked up.
Real Mothers sometimes ask 'Why me?'
And get their answer when a little
Voice says, 'Because I love you best.'
Real Mothers know that a child's growth
Is not measured by height or years or grade...
It is marked by the progression of Mommy to Mom to Mother....
The Images of Mother
4 YEARS OF AGE - My Mommy can do anything!
8 YEARS OF AGE - My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot!
12 YEARS OF AGE - My Mother doesn't really know quite everything.
14 YEARS OF AGE - Naturally, Mother doesn't know that, either.
16 YEARS OF AGE - Mother? She's hopelessly old-fashioned....
18 YEARS OF AGE - That old woman? She's way out of date!
25 YEARS OF AGE - Well, she might know a little bit about it!
35 YEARS OF AGE - Before we decide, let's get Mom's opinion.
45 YEARS OF AGE - Wonder what Mom would have thought about it?
65 YEARS OF AGE - Wish I could talk it over with Mom.
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears,
the figure she carries, or the way she combs her hair..
The beauty of a woman must be seen from in her eyes,
Because that is the doorway to her heart,
The place where love resides.
The beauty of a woman is not in a facial mole,
But true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul.
It is the caring that she lovingly gives, the passion that she
Shows, and the beauty of a woman with passing years only grows!
Real Mothers don't eat quiche;
They don't have time to make it.
Real Mothers know that their kitchen utensils
Are probably in the sandbox.
Real Mothers often have sticky floors,
Filthy ovens and happy kids.
Real Mothers know that dried play dough
Doesn't come out of carpets.
Real Mothers don't want to know what
The vacuum just sucked up.
Real Mothers sometimes ask 'Why me?'
And get their answer when a little
Voice says, 'Because I love you best.'
Real Mothers know that a child's growth
Is not measured by height or years or grade...
It is marked by the progression of Mommy to Mom to Mother....
The Images of Mother
4 YEARS OF AGE - My Mommy can do anything!
8 YEARS OF AGE - My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot!
12 YEARS OF AGE - My Mother doesn't really know quite everything.
14 YEARS OF AGE - Naturally, Mother doesn't know that, either.
16 YEARS OF AGE - Mother? She's hopelessly old-fashioned....
18 YEARS OF AGE - That old woman? She's way out of date!
25 YEARS OF AGE - Well, she might know a little bit about it!
35 YEARS OF AGE - Before we decide, let's get Mom's opinion.
45 YEARS OF AGE - Wonder what Mom would have thought about it?
65 YEARS OF AGE - Wish I could talk it over with Mom.
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears,
the figure she carries, or the way she combs her hair..
The beauty of a woman must be seen from in her eyes,
Because that is the doorway to her heart,
The place where love resides.
The beauty of a woman is not in a facial mole,
But true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul.
It is the caring that she lovingly gives, the passion that she
Shows, and the beauty of a woman with passing years only grows!
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From: Moonlight Moose Enclosure
You will do fine. She is all bark and just a little bite. But she is adamant about this application she has. It is along the lines of daughter one but she put her heart into it. She thinks its kewl her momma is crushing on someone.
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From: SpringHill,Fl
Good Afternoon all!! Happy Mothers day!
Jim, I hope your buffet was better than mine!!
The food was cold and the bagels had mold on them...so we tried ordering from the menu and the plates came out hot, but the food was still cold...Had to call the manager over twice, they had one server for our party of 20....my brother had a lil talk with the manager and convinced him to comp our meals...
Jim, I hope your buffet was better than mine!!
The food was cold and the bagels had mold on them...so we tried ordering from the menu and the plates came out hot, but the food was still cold...Had to call the manager over twice, they had one server for our party of 20....my brother had a lil talk with the manager and convinced him to comp our meals...
Not a liberal...
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From: Cut & Shoot, Texas
Good Afternoon all!! Happy Mothers day!
Jim, I hope your buffet was better than mine!!
The food was cold and the bagels had mold on them...so we tried ordering from the menu and the plates came out hot, but the food was still cold...Had to call the manager over twice, they had one server for our party of 20....my brother had a lil talk with the manager and convinced him to comp our meals...
Jim, I hope your buffet was better than mine!!
The food was cold and the bagels had mold on them...so we tried ordering from the menu and the plates came out hot, but the food was still cold...Had to call the manager over twice, they had one server for our party of 20....my brother had a lil talk with the manager and convinced him to comp our meals...
I just finished firing off a nasty e-mail to the corporate offices of Rockfish seafood restaraunts. Our Mother's Day lunch was flat disgusting. The fish was so overcooked that it was like fish jerky. We asked for a manager but he was too busy to come to the table.
Needless to say, I lit their asses up and the waitress got no tip. Will never eat there again.