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Old Mar 19, 2009 | 10:12 PM
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holy crap to funny i was talking to a friend on the phone about those guys on how annoying they are. The oxy and sham wow guys.
hi i'm billly mayes. I'm a selling ho! I'll sell anything!!!!!!

Try my new orange glo! Or oxy-clean! Or mighty putty! It has the strength to pull this fully loaded 80 thousand pound tractor trailer! Try new mighty mend it! I'll even throw in new mighty gem-it!

I will continue to shout at you until you buy my crap!

^that was supposed to be all capitals, but dumb FTE changed it and I'm not changing it back.
 
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Old Mar 19, 2009 | 10:17 PM
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LOL ya thats what we were saying how he shouts lol
 
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Old Mar 19, 2009 | 10:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Smokin'
We all know what everyone else looks like here. I think we need pictures.
Not everyone
 
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Old Mar 19, 2009 | 10:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Ford79
Not everyone
You make an excellent point. How did you slip through the cracks?
 
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Old Mar 19, 2009 | 10:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Smokin'
Cool. So do you bail people out of jail even if they deserve to be in there?

Most people bail out so they have time to contact an attorney. My thoughts on whether the are guilty or not really don't come into play. Here in California the court date can be 30 days or so from the date of the crime, so they bail out and then go to court. Once they are exonerated is when we will drop the bond.
 
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Old Mar 19, 2009 | 10:25 PM
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best shamwow parody evver!!!!!!!

YouTube - SHAMWOW parody
 
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Old Mar 19, 2009 | 10:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Smokin'
You make an excellent point. How did you slip through the cracks?
Jim slipped through one of those cracks too.
 
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Old Mar 19, 2009 | 10:30 PM
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The things he was saying while he was pouring the coke out was so funny

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best shamwow parody evver!!!!!!!

YouTube - SHAMWOW parody
 
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Old Mar 19, 2009 | 10:31 PM
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Originally Posted by F354JOE
Most people bail out so they have time to contact an attorney. My thoughts on whether the are guilty or not really don't come into play. Here in California the court date can be 30 days or so from the date of the crime, so they bail out and then go to court. Once they are exonerated is when we will drop the bond.
Huh. Interesting. I'll readily admit I don't know much about the legal system and how all that stuff works. I don't get into trouble much, never been to jail, never been arrested. Was in a cop car once but that was voluntary..

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Jim slipped through one of those cracks too.
No he didn't. I've seen pictures of Jim...
 
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Old Mar 19, 2009 | 10:35 PM
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Who's cuffs did you use? his or yours? lol

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Was in a cop car once but that was voluntary..
 
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Old Mar 19, 2009 | 10:35 PM
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Lisa, here you go.
 
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Old Mar 19, 2009 | 10:37 PM
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Originally Posted by crum71
Who's cuffs did you use? his or yours? lol
Well, neither...but I did show him one time (and the rest of the department) how I can escape handcuffs. My hands are so small (in comparison to my wrists) I can squeeze right out of them.

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Lisa, here you go.
Cool. Who are the people in the pics?

You are a redhead. Not what I expected at all! See sometimes its cool to see what someone looks like.
 
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Old Mar 19, 2009 | 10:41 PM
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My son is to my left and he looks like a freakin hoodlum and that is my step-son to my right. The other pic is my daughter on my back. What did you expect? I am more of a strawberry blonde and now it is mixed with gray.
 
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Old Mar 19, 2009 | 10:43 PM
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Lisa, check this out. This is more recent.
https://www.ford-trucks.com/forums/8...lancaster.html
 
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Old Mar 19, 2009 | 10:53 PM
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Your daughter is gorgeous. And yes, your son does look like a hoodlum.

Nice GTG. Why a parking lot? lol
 
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