Part VI
Smokin
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Lisa, the only times I ever wish for snow are Thanksgiving and Christmas....beyond that, I could care less if I see any...LOL. Years ago, I wanted to see it all year long. Now it just means more wrecks and idiots that don't know how to drive in it. Here, at the first sign of flurries, every redneck in town goes straight out and buys all of the milk and bread they can find like it's a blizzard.
On an unrelated note, after this weekend of midnight shifts, I have compiled a complete guest list for Jerry Springer that should last him until he retires.
Scraping the bottom of the barrel this week are we? Isn't that the fun of midnight shift? A more interesting "mix" of people?
Snow, yeah...people turn into retards when the weather changes and forget how to drive in it. Even places that get a lot of snow struggle with stupid drivers. Around here, people manage to wreck when it rains, too.
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From: Norlina NC
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They are retards here anyways....the weather has nothing to do with it. In fact, calling these dinks retards is an insult to retards. Most of them can't drive on dry pavement. I had a 70 year old woman pull out of Wal Mart recently and proceed to do a u-turn, drive up an embankment, hit a retaining wall, and the engine on her mini-van caught on fire. When I got there, she was trying to get it started again while the flames shot out of the cowl panel and melted her windshield wipers to the glass but she still couldn't figure out why it wouldn't start. Now she drives a scooter. Great...just what I needed. She can't manage to keep four wheels under control but now she's zipping all over town on this two-wheeled Asian turd without a helmet putting her groceries in a milk crate she's strapped on the back of it.
Smokin
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I'm sorry, this probably isn't supposed to be funny, but it has me laughing pretty good.
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Snowboard season cometh..
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From: Gulf Coast of Florida
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Good morning everyone.
Off to the dentist again. Been in everyday since Thursday, including Sat and Sun.. I'm getting quite the tolerance for pain...
He just keeps saying I'm not healing right...great. If I have to eat mashed taters and milkshakes for one more day I'm gonna lose it...
Have a good day guys.
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Snowboard season cometh..
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From: Gulf Coast of Florida
Have fun bro! My last visit meant I had to visit the oral surgeon THAT SAME DAY. Had a molar yanked out... literally. The little lady doctor pretty much got up on the chair, lower leg across the top of my chest, and TUGGED. pretty funny actually. And the receptionist was HOT!!!
They were like "That didn't bother you?"... Ummmm, no. Should it have? They just shook their heads while I paid my bill and went home for the day. Good times....
They were like "That didn't bother you?"... Ummmm, no. Should it have? They just shook their heads while I paid my bill and went home for the day. Good times....
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Lisa, hope you feel better soon.
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Good morning all, no work today because of the weather 
Hope you feel better soon.
I seem to have picked up some kind of bug or something, sore throat, cough, body aches and a slight fever. I HATE getting sick, NEVER got sick before I had kids, NEVER. Now, the little germ carriers are in school and daycare with other kids who are sick and shouldn't be there and bring it home to share with everyone.
Hope you get it figured out Brent, mashed taters and milkshakes would get old after a very short time.
Wow John..lol
This sucks. I'm stuck at home with a cold. Dammit. I've rarely stayed home sick, in the past I wait until I am half dead to call in sick...but everyone is so paranoid at work we had a special staff meeting last Wednesday about how we're not allowed to even think about coming to work if we have a cold.
lol. Since you know how to look for it. But would you have seen it if you didn't know what it was? There was a thought process behind that brown butt.
Hey, if that's the case why haven't I seen any of this money?
This sucks. I'm stuck at home with a cold. Dammit. I've rarely stayed home sick, in the past I wait until I am half dead to call in sick...but everyone is so paranoid at work we had a special staff meeting last Wednesday about how we're not allowed to even think about coming to work if we have a cold.
lol. Since you know how to look for it. But would you have seen it if you didn't know what it was? There was a thought process behind that brown butt.
Hey, if that's the case why haven't I seen any of this money?
I seem to have picked up some kind of bug or something, sore throat, cough, body aches and a slight fever. I HATE getting sick, NEVER got sick before I had kids, NEVER. Now, the little germ carriers are in school and daycare with other kids who are sick and shouldn't be there and bring it home to share with everyone.
lol, someday maybe. I still have a buddy in Alberta. Thats not super far away...
Yep, which is why I gave up and went to bed.
I think Sheldon has a quote for this already....
Good morning everyone.
Off to the dentist again. Been in everyday since Thursday, including Sat and Sun.. I'm getting quite the tolerance for pain... He just keeps saying I'm not healing right...great. If I have to eat mashed taters and milkshakes for one more day I'm gonna lose it...
Have a good day guys.
Yep, which is why I gave up and went to bed.
I think Sheldon has a quote for this already....
Good morning everyone.
Off to the dentist again. Been in everyday since Thursday, including Sat and Sun.. I'm getting quite the tolerance for pain...
He just keeps saying I'm not healing right...great. If I have to eat mashed taters and milkshakes for one more day I'm gonna lose it...Have a good day guys.
Hope you get it figured out Brent, mashed taters and milkshakes would get old after a very short time.
i ain't rite
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From: Marlboro Mental Hospital.
one of the dump truck drivers did not show up again today, so i am stuck in a dump truck and the trailer. these guys have a lot of nerve making me work during the day!!
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i ain't rite
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From: Marlboro Mental Hospital.
that's why i have 5 trucks again.
1 driver, and 4 sittin in the yard with plows on them.
although i do have to put a brake line on the 88, and finish the engine install in the 79.
but our plowing season will not start for another 3 months.