Part VI
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Best come back ever
the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white male, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on Friday night.
On Monday, at the Gwinnett County (GA) courthouse, Lawrence was charged with lewd and lasciviousbehavior, public indecency, and public intoxication.
The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way home from a drinking session when he decided to stop, 'You know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles or at least I thought there wasn't anyone around' he stated in a telephone interview.
Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged need. 'Guess I was really into it, you know?' he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed to notice an approaching police car and was unaware of his audience until Officer Brenda Taylor approached him.
'It was an unusual situation, that's for sure,' said Officer Taylor. 'I walked up to Lawrence and he's just banging away at this pumpkin.' Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence.
'I said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex with a pumpkin?
'He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he looked me straight in the face and said...
'A pumpkin? Chit.... is it midnight already?'
This was in the Washington Post...the title of the article was 'Best Come Back Line Ever.'
On Monday, at the Gwinnett County (GA) courthouse, Lawrence was charged with lewd and lasciviousbehavior, public indecency, and public intoxication.
The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way home from a drinking session when he decided to stop, 'You know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles or at least I thought there wasn't anyone around' he stated in a telephone interview.
Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged need. 'Guess I was really into it, you know?' he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed to notice an approaching police car and was unaware of his audience until Officer Brenda Taylor approached him.
'It was an unusual situation, that's for sure,' said Officer Taylor. 'I walked up to Lawrence and he's just banging away at this pumpkin.' Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence.
'I said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex with a pumpkin?
'He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he looked me straight in the face and said...
'A pumpkin? Chit.... is it midnight already?'
This was in the Washington Post...the title of the article was 'Best Come Back Line Ever.'
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From: Rochdale MA
thanks BB!
Thanks man! We will have to make your bigger Sheldon. It gets colder up there.
Thanks Brent!
Thanks Dan. I actually made the lid a while ago as a replacement for my brother. He didn't use it anymore so I painted it today and the people are happy.
That is a beautiful view to be having dinner by Dan.
Thanks Ed. I actually have to build another one for one of these people friends. They saw it last night and want one also. Gotta make the $$ while I can.
Funny but sick, but really funny
Thanks Brent!
That is a beautiful view to be having dinner by Dan.
Thanks Ed. I actually have to build another one for one of these people friends. They saw it last night and want one also. Gotta make the $$ while I can.
the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white male, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on Friday night.
On Monday, at the Gwinnett County (GA) courthouse, Lawrence was charged with lewd and lasciviousbehavior, public indecency, and public intoxication.
The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way home from a drinking session when he decided to stop, 'You know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles or at least I thought there wasn't anyone around' he stated in a telephone interview.
Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged need. 'Guess I was really into it, you know?' he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed to notice an approaching police car and was unaware of his audience until Officer Brenda Taylor approached him.
'It was an unusual situation, that's for sure,' said Officer Taylor. 'I walked up to Lawrence and he's just banging away at this pumpkin.' Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence.
'I said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex with a pumpkin?
'He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he looked me straight in the face and said...
'A pumpkin? Chit.... is it midnight already?'
This was in the Washington Post...the title of the article was 'Best Come Back Line Ever.'
On Monday, at the Gwinnett County (GA) courthouse, Lawrence was charged with lewd and lasciviousbehavior, public indecency, and public intoxication.
The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way home from a drinking session when he decided to stop, 'You know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles or at least I thought there wasn't anyone around' he stated in a telephone interview.
Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged need. 'Guess I was really into it, you know?' he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed to notice an approaching police car and was unaware of his audience until Officer Brenda Taylor approached him.
'It was an unusual situation, that's for sure,' said Officer Taylor. 'I walked up to Lawrence and he's just banging away at this pumpkin.' Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence.
'I said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex with a pumpkin?
'He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he looked me straight in the face and said...
'A pumpkin? Chit.... is it midnight already?'
This was in the Washington Post...the title of the article was 'Best Come Back Line Ever.'
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From: Wallingford, CT
2: I have a backhoe.
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dont get any funny ideas on using the backhoe petey!
I got to go home Tom (lostmybeer) is coming over later to try and fix my hot tub.
make yourself useful and text Haylee and ask her to fill the hot tub. slacker!
night all!
ed
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Funny ideas? No they're hilarious ideas. And give her some credit, Edmo. She already did it.
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From: The Star-Club, Hamburg
Ramping up for it. Got the fever pretty bad, anyway... just in time for the rain they're predicting to roll through.
And ya don't have to take, Lisa... believe me, I'd offer.
Smokin
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I did Nolan, but I get to read your updates on Facebook, so I don't worry about ya as much. I'm glad your friend is feeling better.
Hey John. How is training going? Wish I were there.
Yeah, stupid rain! The crops look dry and the ears have dropped and are pointing towards the ground. There's some harvesting going on for sure, I've noticed some dusty horizons lately.
And on the 2nd point..
Hey John. How is training going? Wish I were there.
And on the 2nd point..
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From: SW Virginia
Hey Lisa! It's going great. Everybody is doing great. Tomorrow afternoon, evening, and night are the pursuit courses. Gonna be a blast! How are you?
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I'm alright. Got my lazy *** out and went for a run tonight. LOL!