Part V
Post Fiend
Joined: Apr 2007
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From: Gilbert, Az
I like that incentive Jason! Wish they had something like that now for kids, finals are a biatch.... I am just glad I was out of school before they made you pass an exam to graduate, I tend to freeze up on test. The only "final" I have aced was my cosmetology license exam, got a 98 on that one.
Post Fiend
Joined: Apr 2007
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From: Gilbert, Az
Evening Tristan! Doing good, just tired of hearing about the Cards..... I think it's cool that they won but the news here is acting like they have already won the dammed superbowl.
I am afraid to ask how you know
Postmaster
Joined: Sep 2008
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From: VA
I dont like the Steelers so Ill be rooting for someone who hasnt ever won one before! Go Cards!
Post Fiend
Joined: Apr 2007
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From: Gilbert, Az
I actually told a friend of mine that I thought there were gonna be a "sleeper" team before they clinched. Hes a 49ers fan so he hates that the Cards made it to the SB from the same division!
I dont like the Steelers so Ill be rooting for someone who hasnt ever won one before! Go Cards!
I dont like the Steelers so Ill be rooting for someone who hasnt ever won one before! Go Cards!
Goodnight Nolan!
Postmaster
Joined: Sep 2008
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From: VA
At least your dad knows how to text! Bakc in March when I had my consultation before my heart surgery I sent him a text saying "Im setting an appointment for my surgery". His response was M6. I just started laughing in the nurses office.
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From: Newport,Tennessee
I just got this in an E-mail and thought I would share it with everyone. Im not sure if it has been posted yet,so if so, Im sorry...
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To the Guy Who Mugged Me Downtown (Downtown,Savannah)
Reply to: pers-982078099@craigslist.org [?]Date:2009-01-06, 3:43AM EST
I was the white guy with the black Burrberry jacket that you demanded I hand over shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I hope you somehow come across this message.
I'd like to apologize. I didn't expect you to crap your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket. Truth is, I was wearing the jacket for a reason that evening, and it wasn't that cold outside. You see, my girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber 1911 .45 ACP pistol for Christmas, and we had just picked up a shoulder holster for it that evening. Beautiful pistol, eh? It's a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head, isn't it?
I know it probably wasn't a great deal of fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge flopping about in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse since you also ended up leaving your shoes, cellphone, and wallet with me. I couldn't have you calling up any of your buddies to come help you try to mug us again. I took the liberty of calling your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, and explaining to her your situation. I also bought myself some gas on your card. I gave your shoes to one of the homeless guys over by Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all of the cash in your wallet, then I threw the wallet itself in a dumpster. I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell. They'll be on your bill in case you'd like to know which ones. Alltel recently shut down the l ine, and I've only had the phone for a little over a day now, so I don't know what's going on with that. I hope they haven't permanently cut off your service. I was about to make some threatening phone calls to the DA's office with it. Oh well.
So, about your pants. I know that I was a little rough on you when you did this whole attempted mugging thing, so I'd like to make it up to you. I'm sure you've already washed your pants, so I'd like to help you out. I'd like to reimburse you for the detergent you used on the pants. What brand did you use, and was it liquid or powder? I'd also like to apologize for not killing you and instead making you walk back home humiliated. I'm hoping that you'll reconsider your choice of path in life. Next time you might not be so lucky.
If you read this message, email me and we'll do lunch and laundry. Peace!
- Alex
To the Guy Who Mugged Me Downtown (Downtown,Savannah)
Reply to: pers-982078099@craigslist.org [?]Date:2009-01-06, 3:43AM EST
I was the white guy with the black Burrberry jacket that you demanded I hand over shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I hope you somehow come across this message.
I'd like to apologize. I didn't expect you to crap your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket. Truth is, I was wearing the jacket for a reason that evening, and it wasn't that cold outside. You see, my girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber 1911 .45 ACP pistol for Christmas, and we had just picked up a shoulder holster for it that evening. Beautiful pistol, eh? It's a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head, isn't it?
I know it probably wasn't a great deal of fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge flopping about in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse since you also ended up leaving your shoes, cellphone, and wallet with me. I couldn't have you calling up any of your buddies to come help you try to mug us again. I took the liberty of calling your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, and explaining to her your situation. I also bought myself some gas on your card. I gave your shoes to one of the homeless guys over by Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all of the cash in your wallet, then I threw the wallet itself in a dumpster. I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell. They'll be on your bill in case you'd like to know which ones. Alltel recently shut down the l ine, and I've only had the phone for a little over a day now, so I don't know what's going on with that. I hope they haven't permanently cut off your service. I was about to make some threatening phone calls to the DA's office with it. Oh well.
So, about your pants. I know that I was a little rough on you when you did this whole attempted mugging thing, so I'd like to make it up to you. I'm sure you've already washed your pants, so I'd like to help you out. I'd like to reimburse you for the detergent you used on the pants. What brand did you use, and was it liquid or powder? I'd also like to apologize for not killing you and instead making you walk back home humiliated. I'm hoping that you'll reconsider your choice of path in life. Next time you might not be so lucky.
If you read this message, email me and we'll do lunch and laundry. Peace!
- Alex
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Snowboard season cometh..
Joined: Jan 2006
Posts: 5,406
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From: Gulf Coast of Florida
Up again at 4:30am... no alarm, just... up. It's good though. I put the collars on the dogs & take them out with just about no worries of running in to anyone else.
Plus I finally went & got my Passat back from my ex.... I am never loaning another car out to a g/f again. Not until I see a bank account balance anyway. Car is filthy, and the front fender has a nice dent... some people have no respect or appreciation for the help they are given. I was going to sell it but I'm not sure now, especially with the hit I'll take on the damage. UGH...
Lisa, you're right. I'm too nice. Guess what ladies... no more.
Plus I finally went & got my Passat back from my ex.... I am never loaning another car out to a g/f again. Not until I see a bank account balance anyway. Car is filthy, and the front fender has a nice dent... some people have no respect or appreciation for the help they are given. I was going to sell it but I'm not sure now, especially with the hit I'll take on the damage. UGH...
Lisa, you're right. I'm too nice. Guess what ladies... no more.
Hotshot
Joined: Feb 2007
Posts: 10,499
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From: Sterling Heights,Mi
Damn Brendan.. that sucks.. I hope you are able to hold your ground on the " no more".. But I dont think it is in your make up.. You just do it, with out even thinking about it..I would start with a check sheet on who you do it for.. and work your way up to "no more"
Post Fiend
Joined: Feb 2007
Posts: 14,541
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From: Dallas-Ft. Worth
Mornin' peeps. I haven't been keeping up here at all. I guess I just kind of lost interest after the buzzkill we had a while back. 
Just thought I'd say howdy since I have a few HOURS to kill waiting on the SW guys to release their latest masterpiece for me to tear up today. LOL... Catch you all l8r.
Just thought I'd say howdy since I have a few HOURS to kill waiting on the SW guys to release their latest masterpiece for me to tear up today. LOL... Catch you all l8r.
Post Fiend
Joined: Jan 2007
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From: Almost Heaven
Welcome to Bill's world. I learned a long time ago who to be nice to and who to cut out of my life. Not easy.
People can say what they want, but a woman will hurt an honest man a lot faster than he will hurt her. This exludes all the men who want nothing but sex.. I'm talking about the real men looking for more.
People can say what they want, but a woman will hurt an honest man a lot faster than he will hurt her. This exludes all the men who want nothing but sex.. I'm talking about the real men looking for more.