Part V
Postmaster
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From: VA
That's one lucky farmer, Lisa!
My day wasn't near as exciting but something really funny happened during a meeting that I was in this afternoon.
We had our monthly field failure analysis meeting today. There are half dozen or so engineers, me (production manager), the plant manager, QA manager, a couple of analysis techs, and a sales VP all in this meeting. The enginner that was hosting the meeting presents a slide show of data for the past three years and at the end of it we had a Q&A session. The plant manager asks, "Do you have the minutes from last meeting?", to which the engineer responds, "Yeah, let me pull that up". He minimizes the Powerpoint presentation and starts going through folders on his laptop looking for this document. While he's doing this, we can all see the contents of his laptop up on the screen. He opens some folder and all of the sudden all of these thumbnails open up and are on the screen.
His wife....butt *** naked. I recognized her from the picnic last summer.
Everyone was like
She looked pretty good too.....
I bet he's in HR right now.
My day wasn't near as exciting but something really funny happened during a meeting that I was in this afternoon.
We had our monthly field failure analysis meeting today. There are half dozen or so engineers, me (production manager), the plant manager, QA manager, a couple of analysis techs, and a sales VP all in this meeting. The enginner that was hosting the meeting presents a slide show of data for the past three years and at the end of it we had a Q&A session. The plant manager asks, "Do you have the minutes from last meeting?", to which the engineer responds, "Yeah, let me pull that up". He minimizes the Powerpoint presentation and starts going through folders on his laptop looking for this document. While he's doing this, we can all see the contents of his laptop up on the screen. He opens some folder and all of the sudden all of these thumbnails open up and are on the screen.
His wife....butt *** naked. I recognized her from the picnic last summer.
Everyone was like
She looked pretty good too.....
I bet he's in HR right now.
Not a liberal...
Joined: Jul 2006
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From: Cut & Shoot, Texas
Susan works IT.
You should hear some of the stories she has about what she finds on people's machines.
Wives, girlfriends, mistresses, gay ****....on and on and on. Whenever she cleans one of those machines up and issues it back, she changes the password to something that lets the end user know that she knows what they are up to.
Like if she finds animal ****, she'll change the password to "Dog Lover" and then give their machine back to them.
She has only stuck it to one person though the whole time she has worked IT and that was only becasue her boss was standing behind her when the images popped up.
You should hear some of the stories she has about what she finds on people's machines.
Wives, girlfriends, mistresses, gay ****....on and on and on. Whenever she cleans one of those machines up and issues it back, she changes the password to something that lets the end user know that she knows what they are up to.
Like if she finds animal ****, she'll change the password to "Dog Lover" and then give their machine back to them.
She has only stuck it to one person though the whole time she has worked IT and that was only becasue her boss was standing behind her when the images popped up.
Smokin
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wow..I just got a mental image of Randy giving a safety presentation at work, and pictures of me popping up! Luckily he doesn't actively play with his work laptop so I don't think there would be anything on there. His phone, however, is a different story. I made him delete those because when we were in Omaha his mom kept picking up his phone to browse through the pictures of the animals...
Post Fiend
Joined: Dec 2008
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From: Wallingford, CT
wow..I just got a mental image of Randy giving a safety presentation at work, and pictures of me popping up! Luckily he doesn't actively play with his work laptop so I don't think there would be anything on there. His phone, however, is a different story. I made him delete those because when we were in Omaha his mom kept picking up his phone to browse through the pictures of the animals...
Hey, Cris I think I know of a good job for your new "house guest."
They're always hiring. The pay isn't great, but they house you and feed you as well as give you clothes. They'll even send you on some pretty neat trips. They'll teach you discipline and respect that stays with you your whole life.
I'm pretty sure Danny works for them...
Post Fiend
Joined: Apr 2007
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From: Gilbert, Az
wow..I just got a mental image of Randy giving a safety presentation at work, and pictures of me popping up! Luckily he doesn't actively play with his work laptop so I don't think there would be anything on there. His phone, however, is a different story. I made him delete those because when we were in Omaha his mom kept picking up his phone to browse through the pictures of the animals...
I thought it was a great picture, so needless to say I won't ever send anything to him again.That could've been a bad situation pretty quickly...
Hey, Cris I think I know of a good job for your new "house guest."
They're always hiring. The pay isn't great, but they house you and feed you as well as give you clothes. They'll even send you on some pretty neat trips. They'll teach you discipline and respect that stays with you your whole life.
I'm pretty sure Danny works for them...
Hey, Cris I think I know of a good job for your new "house guest."
They're always hiring. The pay isn't great, but they house you and feed you as well as give you clothes. They'll even send you on some pretty neat trips. They'll teach you discipline and respect that stays with you your whole life.
I'm pretty sure Danny works for them...
Posting Guru
Joined: Mar 2008
Posts: 1,734
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From: Monroe VA
That's one lucky farmer, Lisa!
My day wasn't near as exciting but something really funny happened during a meeting that I was in this afternoon.
We had our monthly field failure analysis meeting today. There are half dozen or so engineers, me (production manager), the plant manager, QA manager, a couple of analysis techs, and a sales VP all in this meeting. The enginner that was hosting the meeting presents a slide show of data for the past three years and at the end of it we had a Q&A session. The plant manager asks, "Do you have the minutes from last meeting?", to which the engineer responds, "Yeah, let me pull that up". He minimizes the Powerpoint presentation and starts going through folders on his laptop looking for this document. While he's doing this, we can all see the contents of his laptop up on the screen. He opens some folder and all of the sudden all of these thumbnails open up and are on the screen.
His wife....butt *** naked. I recognized her from the picnic last summer.
Everyone was like
She looked pretty good too.....
I bet he's in HR right now.
My day wasn't near as exciting but something really funny happened during a meeting that I was in this afternoon.
We had our monthly field failure analysis meeting today. There are half dozen or so engineers, me (production manager), the plant manager, QA manager, a couple of analysis techs, and a sales VP all in this meeting. The enginner that was hosting the meeting presents a slide show of data for the past three years and at the end of it we had a Q&A session. The plant manager asks, "Do you have the minutes from last meeting?", to which the engineer responds, "Yeah, let me pull that up". He minimizes the Powerpoint presentation and starts going through folders on his laptop looking for this document. While he's doing this, we can all see the contents of his laptop up on the screen. He opens some folder and all of the sudden all of these thumbnails open up and are on the screen.
His wife....butt *** naked. I recognized her from the picnic last summer.
Everyone was like
She looked pretty good too.....
I bet he's in HR right now.
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Smokin
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Cris, don't feel bad. I am quite confident you look fabulous in a bikini...
Postmaster
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From: VA
I have learned to watch what I say when I receive a picture. I respond appropriately so I may continue to receive more and more. His loss, Cris!
Postmaster
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From: horicon Wi
Here's the full story of what happened this morning.
Yeah this morning I woke up at 6:00 when my alarm went off I usually don't wake up till 6:45 on school days. Well I reset the clock but forgot to turn it back on and I didn't wake p till 7:15 school starts at 7:33. I'm like screw it I'm gonna be late any ways might as well take my time. Well i get into the truck and fire her up as the garage door is going up. Most days I start her and let her warm up for 15 min. before I get going. This morning I forgot to and I wasn't thinking and I backed out before the garage door wasn't fully up. I only hit the bottom section thank god.
Yeah this morning I woke up at 6:00 when my alarm went off I usually don't wake up till 6:45 on school days. Well I reset the clock but forgot to turn it back on and I didn't wake p till 7:15 school starts at 7:33. I'm like screw it I'm gonna be late any ways might as well take my time. Well i get into the truck and fire her up as the garage door is going up. Most days I start her and let her warm up for 15 min. before I get going. This morning I forgot to and I wasn't thinking and I backed out before the garage door wasn't fully up. I only hit the bottom section thank god.
Didnt hurt the truck did ya?
Hotshot
Joined: Feb 2007
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From: Sterling Heights,Mi