Part V
That'd be cool, to run your own restaurant. You'd never get weekends off...but if you love what you're doin, who cares.
Its fun to tease you guys..but I really wasn't trying to.
Did ya ever get your phone call? Want me to call you?
Ummm..the MAIN problem with this pic is that I can see your friends underwear. I'm not sure I needed to know that he was wearing blue and white polka dotted panties today. Tell him to pull up his drawers, retain a bit of mystery for the ladies.
Hey Hey Hey we are working here not on display geeeshhh!
That'd be cool, to run your own restaurant. You'd never get weekends off...but if you love what you're doin, who cares.
Its fun to tease you guys..but I really wasn't trying to.
Did ya ever get your phone call? Want me to call you?
Ummm..the MAIN problem with this pic is that I can see your friends underwear. I'm not sure I needed to know that he was wearing blue and white polka dotted panties today. Tell him to pull up his drawers, retain a bit of mystery for the ladies.
Stick A Clam In It
Those of you who have read my blog in the past may recall a rant I had on here about boys wearing pants around the bottom of their behinds, while wearing boxer shorts to cover their butts. If you have great you're all caught up, if you haven't here you go:
Do your pants hang low?
Do you ever notice the teenage boy fad of wearing pants that hang halfway down their ***? While I was sitting in my car waiting for Scott at the store, I saw one walking all the way across the parking lot the other day and after my normal reaction of laughing MY pants off wore down, he was still walking across the parking lot and it left me time to begin to wonder as I watched him, is there a method to this trend? I mean if you wear them an half an inch too high are you considered a geek because you messed up trying to imitate the trend? Are their specific underwear that are required? How do they keep their pants from falling all the way off? How do their underwear stay up? Do they actually sell hanging-off-your-***-pants, like they sell boot-cut-jeans? Do any of them actually ever look in a mirror and think... "jeez what a dork I am, I am actually wearing pants that are falling down my *** on purpose"?
Okay so now that you are caught up on my feelings about low hanging pants, let's proceed. We are in a grocery store Scott, Cody and I, and we walk up to the check out stand and directly in front of us there is a teen aged boy with an older man I assume is his father and he is wearing low hanging pants with some green boxers with some sort of design or pattern on them (maybe a cartoon character?) Any how, we go up to the stand, and I immediately react with out thinking by muttering something like "oh my God, pull your pants up" and covering my eyes as if shading them from the sun (or perhaps more appropriately from the moon) and of course he doesn't hear me, so me being me, my mind took off working out exactly what I wanted to say to him so that he doesn't make this horrible mistake of dressing himself again. And so my gut is telling me to go up to the boy and tell him to pull his pants up because:
1) you look like a fool
2) your father is blind and/or doesn't like you therefore he is not telling you to stop dressing like that
3) your friends are lying to you or maybe they don't like you either
4) the underwear-clad *** fad went out like two years ago
But my mind is telling me no, let the boy be, and so my gut and my mind are arguing back and forth for the next few minutes, and just about the time the civil side of me wins and I decide to keep my mouth shut so as to not upset the boy or his hillbilly-ish father, I hear Scott who is standing right next to the boy... he sniffs the air loudly and exclaims in a thunderous voice "I smell ***!!!!" To which I bust out laughing. No, not a lady like laugh, no-no. A loud, ringing HA!!! and then I tried to stifle it, until I glance over at Cody who, even over in the next aisle, easily heard Scott's statement and was herself trying to stifle a laugh, which made me laugh harder and in an attempt to quiet it, I made a loud snorting sound, which served to draw even more attention to us.
The beauty of this is the perfect statement Scott made, I spent minutes coming up with the just the perfect way to explain why this boy's choice of style is a horrendous mistake, thinking through the repercussions, and possible retaliations, and Scott merely says it like it is...No one wants to smell or see your *** hanging out of your pants (unless maybe you are a super model).

Just got in from a long day. Got a few loads of logs cut and one load out and waiting to be hauled before everything thawed. Then went and walked some land that my buddy is looking at buying. He's got a little timber that could be cut, not a lot of hardwood though. Then we took a look at his trim motor on his boat. He's got a couple relays that have crapped out. On the way in I stopped at the store for some adult beverages and gas in the Yota and happened to look under it and the pinion seal has finally crapped out from the woven wire incident a couple weekends ago. So I turned and went back to town to get a seal, so I'm gonna have to take care of that tomorrow.
Now I'm waiting on the wife to get home so we can go get something to eat.
Have you ever seen one of those boys try and run from the cops? One hand on their pants, one hand on their crack/stolen goods/money or whatever else they are running with. Makes for an easy catch.
Funny stuff Scott.
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Have you ever seen one of those boys try and run from the cops? One hand on their pants, one hand on their crack/stolen goods/money or whatever else they are running with. Makes for an easy catch.
Funny stuff Scott.







We'll meet eventually. Are you going to TS this year??
lol