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From: horicon Wi
Well guys I need your help getting two of my coworkers back at work. The last few days we have been been racing to get out of the gate so we didn't have to lock it, well today we was set to beat them and they jacked the rear end of the truck up and left us stuck... Tomorrow one will be driving a 96 6.5L Chevy 2500 2wd and the other an 86 front wheel drive escort. Any ideas on how to get them back besides jacking them up?
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From: Charlotte-Fairbanks-Bflo
Well guys I need your help getting two of my coworkers back at work. The last few days we have been been racing to get out of the gate so we didn't have to lock it, well today we was set to beat them and they jacked the rear end of the truck up and left us stuck... Tomorrow one will be driving a 96 6.5L Chevy 2500 2wd and the other an 86 front wheel drive escort. Any ideas on how to get them back besides jacking them up?
It has to be better than that. Something that will really surprise them, but not do any real damage. I am still thinking about it. Letting air out of tires is too destructive, it has to be a surprise. I really like the idea of hooking them together somehow.
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I am very very sneaky, sir.
Justin...how many post it notes do you have access to..and how much time do you have?
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From: SpringHill,Fl
I assume you still have to work with them the next day... so most of that stuff is out...
you could park in front of them...
the chevy prolly has enough clearance to crawl under and unplug the fuel pump...
you could wind rope in and out of one of the wheels so they have to untangle it...
you could do nothing and have them guessing for weeks when you will get them back
you could park in front of them...
the chevy prolly has enough clearance to crawl under and unplug the fuel pump...
you could wind rope in and out of one of the wheels so they have to untangle it...
you could do nothing and have them guessing for weeks when you will get them back
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From: Charlotte-Fairbanks-Bflo
Part of this gave me a good idea. Tampons Jake, what for? But white shoe polish their windshields, take ya 2 bottles, but it will take them a good hour to get it all off and really **** em off, but do no harm. There is your plan, courteous of me and Jake.
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From: Rochdale MA
Well guys I need your help getting two of my coworkers back at work. The last few days we have been been racing to get out of the gate so we didn't have to lock it, well today we was set to beat them and they jacked the rear end of the truck up and left us stuck... Tomorrow one will be driving a 96 6.5L Chevy 2500 2wd and the other an 86 front wheel drive escort. Any ideas on how to get them back besides jacking them up?
2: Ty raps around the drive shafts. Make sure the tails are long enough to hit the bottom of the car.
3: instant potatos in the radiator.
4: Get a inflate a date male or female your choice fill it with helium and float it above their vechicles. WARNING this one almost got me fired!!!!
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From: SpringHill,Fl
We had a female driver for Napa when I worked at a garage in Chandler Az
we jacked up the back of the truck and had a good laugh...she was on the phone with her dispatcher when we let the jack down
we jacked up the back of the truck and had a good laugh...she was on the phone with her dispatcher when we let the jack down
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Since they will be in such a hurry to get out to their cars and be the first ones out, they might not notice..certain details.
Like something like this, very large, taped to the back of their car/truck, or somewhere they won't see it when they run out and get in:
You might not win the battle, but you'll win the war.
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From: Monroe VA
Sounds like a plan to me. Danny those pickup lines were hilarious.
JD, we once hooked a wire to one of the plug wires on my buddy's old chevy and ran it in the cab. His seat was toren so it was real easy to hide the wire where he would sit on it and not see it. You shoulda seen the look on his face when the switchkey bit him. You could hear it sparking every time that plug fired!
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From: Powder Springs, East TN
We all park right here where you see the silos at is where we come from. They usually park right where the truck is parked at so we was thinking chain them to the storage trailer ( tomorrow they are riding seperatly)