Did you get all your studying done the other night, Liz? You are going for medicine right?

 

UUGHHH- I gotta go install the sliding mirror doors for our closets because all the damn contractors are pointing fingers at each other as to who's responsibility it is to re-install them. The hell with them all, I'll do it myself! SO I guess I'll miss a few pages, but I expect them butt pics to be posted Chris LOL. You shouldn't have spilled the beans

 

Emergency Medicine,,, Now, instead of chasing ambulances, I can ride in them!!!

 

OK one more before I go

Thank you for purchasing 'Bubba & Cooter's Book of Sure-fire Pick-up Lines' brought to you by Bubba & Cooter. Enjoy!









1) Did you fart?

cuz you blew me away.




2) Are yer parents retarded?

cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea

I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card?

cuz I'd like to sign you out

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?

cuz I can see myself in em.



6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,

I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,

but beauty's only a light switch away.

8) Man - 'Fat Penguin!'

Woman - 'WHAT?'

Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.'

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,

but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?

I think he went inta this cheap motel room...

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,

we kin sleep til afternoon.

AND.. the best for last!

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,

every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up

 

This has got to be the most asinine thing I've ever seen done to a vehicle. Please tell me that's a Chrysler product and that will at least explain a little bit of the owners ability to think out what he or she is doing.

 

Hey ________ will you be my foster mom? so when i get scared at night i can come sleep in your bed!

If i tell you im ticklish will you touch me?

Hey do you like to dance??? Good! go ahead so i can talk game to your friend!!!

How about we just have sex now and ill talk game in the morning!

 

Danny- Those are too effing funny, I just woke Troy up from laughing so hard

This is what Troy looked at me like, where is that little STFU face Joe had

 

Took me a little over an hour to get a haircut and take a shower and I got almost 60 posts behind. Staying out of the Club is good advice Cris, but it's like a magnet.

 

you guys getting SICK of Halloween candy yet? I need to just throw it out, but just cannot make myself do it haha

 

I am loving all my kids halloween candy, my *** isn't liking it though

 

I just sent #'s 3 and 6 off of Danny's list to Susan via text message. We'll see how well they work for me.

 

Naw, I bought the good stuff...and no one came down my spooky driveway so Im eating my own candy. Good thing I didnt buy a lot of it!

 

She is going to be all over you!!! hahaha

 

That is very cool Lizzie!!!! My little brother is taking an EMT class right now along with a bunch of fire science classes in hopes of getting on with the FD this next year. This will be the second year he's tried, hope he gets on this year! It is time for him to quit sucking mom and dad dry........

 

Good afternoon, I knew I shouldn't have slept in! O well I am first!