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From: Parker, CO
OK one more before I go
Thank you for purchasing 'Bubba & Cooter's Book of Sure-fire Pick-up Lines' brought to you by Bubba & Cooter. Enjoy!
1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea
I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.
6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.
8) Man - 'Fat Penguin!'
Woman - 'WHAT?'
Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.'
9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room...
11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.
AND.. the best for last!
13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up
Thank you for purchasing 'Bubba & Cooter's Book of Sure-fire Pick-up Lines' brought to you by Bubba & Cooter. Enjoy!
1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea
I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.
6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.
8) Man - 'Fat Penguin!'
Woman - 'WHAT?'
Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.'
9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room...
11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.
AND.. the best for last!
13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up
ha ha ha
, that was a good laugh, why are people staring at me now?
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From: The Great North~West!
That is very cool Lizzie!!!! My little brother is taking an EMT class right now along with a bunch of fire science classes in hopes of getting on with the FD this next year. This will be the second year he's tried, hope he gets on this year! It is time for him to quit sucking mom and dad dry........
I joined the FD several months ago and love it!!! I'm a Fire Fightin' Tower Junkie!!!
The EMT classes not only benefit my community, but my work,,, Local EMS refuses to go up-tower!!! I can't imagine why not,,, It's only 268 feet?!?!?
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From: Millbrook Alabama
See Nolan, the 5000th post was kinda like Y2k, nothing bad happened.
Cris, sheesh, coming from Mrs. Noassatall herself? STFU, eat the candy and quit worrying about it.
there are plenty of folks here that worry about it for you.
Cris, sheesh, coming from Mrs. Noassatall herself? STFU, eat the candy and quit worrying about it.
there are plenty of folks here that worry about it for you.
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From: Gilbert, Az
Just spotted Cookie, everyone be on your best behavior......
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Smokin
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The one who gives us all so much crap for posting (and for not having lives) ends up being the one to nab it...
Sorry guys but here's more my speed of music
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He's right. Lots of guys in here worrying about it for you.
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From: Gilbert, Az