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Old Oct 8, 2008 | 11:15 AM
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I pick up girls in my truck all the time....

How is it that this isnt in anybodys sig yet???
 
Old Oct 8, 2008 | 11:17 AM
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Yeah, that's kind of how it went in my head. I could see the panic on your face. It made me chuckle.
We know what you were picturing!
 
Old Oct 8, 2008 | 11:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Smokin'
I'll describe it for you. She makes proposition, I stumble over my words, my eyes were probably bugging out of my head, I get nervous, shuffle my feet, look at the sky, stumble over my words some more, and then go running off that train like a little girl...

And Scott, there is not enough Tequila in Mexico....or lemon Gin in Canada, whatever the case may be.

I can certainly understand your feelings over that.....most " manly men" if propositioned by another guy on a train would have either :
a. screamed like a little girl and run off the train
b. got up, moved as far away as possible from propositioner without loosing eye contact, run off the train the next stop
c. broke the propositioner's nose
d. all of the above.
 
Old Oct 8, 2008 | 12:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Smokin'
I'll describe it for you. She makes proposition, I stumble over my words, my eyes were probably bugging out of my head, I get nervous, shuffle my feet, look at the sky, stumble over my words some more, and then go running off that train like a little girl...

And Scott, there is not enough Tequila in Mexico....or lemon Gin in Canada, whatever the case may be.
Lisa, you didn't seem to run away when I hit on you...... from what I remember, it was just the opposite
 
Old Oct 8, 2008 | 12:11 PM
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YAY i got to quote Cris for once! lol
 
Old Oct 8, 2008 | 12:13 PM
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Ahh the truth comes out!!
 
Old Oct 8, 2008 | 12:15 PM
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Originally Posted by willeo6709
I can certainly understand your feelings over that.....most " manly men" if propositioned by another guy on a train would have either :
a. screamed like a little girl and run off the train
b. got up, moved as far away as possible from propositioner without loosing eye contact, run off the train the next stop
c. broke the propositioner's nose
d. all of the above.
See, here I should point out one of the quintessential differences between women and men.

Its especially hard when a woman gets hit on by another woman. I can't be justified in poppin her in the mouth..because her attraction to me is a compliment. She finds me attractive - its a flattering thing that a girl would want to take me home. That being said, it leaves me with few response options. I can't get angry...I just calmly do the best I can to deny her offer.

With men, its seen as an insult...so you are more than justified in introducing his jaw to your fist.

I'd much rather have a girl come up to me and call me a biotch, than to ask me if she can take me home. At least in the first situation, I can show her my right hook and be totally cool with it. I guess what I am saying is, men have it easier in this situation. They have more options. All we get is an awkward moment.

Originally Posted by liftedgrocerygetter
Lisa, you didn't seem to run away when I hit on you...... from what I remember, it was just the opposite
Cris, you don't count.
 
Old Oct 8, 2008 | 12:17 PM
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Old Oct 8, 2008 | 12:40 PM
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I once inadvertantly picked up a hooker hitchhiking on a freeway entrance ramp. Being the naive soul that I am, when she asked me if I dated (we were already moving by this point) I said yes. Hey, I had never heard that term before that night Well, when I FINALLY figured out what she was asking I got her dropped off right away. I was dating, just not "dating".
 
Old Oct 8, 2008 | 12:53 PM
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How much cash did ya end up spending on her jay? haha.

Actually i can see how that could happen.
 
Old Oct 8, 2008 | 12:56 PM
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It was a very wierd encounter I can tell ya that. No money exchanged. Really
 
Old Oct 8, 2008 | 01:01 PM
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When I first moved to the city from the little town I grew up in, I kinda had the same thing happen, but I didnt pick anyone up. I was cruising around with a buddy in my 87 gt mustang, nice bright red, loud stereo, loud exhaust. Was a sharp car!

Anyways we were cruising around and this decent looking chick in really skimpy clothes starts hooting and waving for me to come over. So I immediatly started to slow down and pull over, and my buddy set me straight, told me that is where the hookers hung out, so unless i wanted to "catch" a little more then i wanted, to keep going!
 
Old Oct 8, 2008 | 01:01 PM
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lol dang Jay.

When she asked you if you "dated" how did you ultimately end up figuring out she was a hooker?
 
Old Oct 8, 2008 | 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Smokin'
lol dang Jay.

When she asked you if you "dated" how did you ultimately end up figuring out she was a hooker?
When she whipped out an old plate style credit card machine, and said Master card, or Visa......
 
Old Oct 8, 2008 | 01:22 PM
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She finally stopped beating around the bush and just came out and asked if I wanted to pay her for sex. Talk about needing a sledgehammer! lol I really am rather innocent...that sound is my wife laughing in the background. At least I used to be.
 



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