You might be a Redneck If.........
11-18-2008, 03:33 PM
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If you have used two peices of wood to hold your battery in the right position for the hold down to work.
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if you have ever used 2 rocks and duct tap to change a tire.
11-18-2008, 04:20 PM
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if you have ever use you truck to charge 2 batterys with a jumper cable bungie cords, one for the truck another for a cavalier.
I did
11-19-2008, 04:41 PM
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If the doorbell on your house is mounted like this:
11-19-2008, 05:36 PM
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i was wondering what that deer butt was for at your house steve...
11-21-2008, 07:21 PM
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If you have a heated toilet seat in your outhouse.
11-24-2008, 11:42 AM
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If you have a heated toilet seat in your outhouse.
more like if you have and use an outhouse!
12-09-2008, 12:30 PM
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You might be a redneck if........
Lindsey's Step Father did this
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Sorry Lindsey but it don't get anymore redneck then that
12-09-2008, 09:17 PM
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yeah i know it doesn't, i hate to see how Chris gives me roses. lol. knowing my luck he'll at least put them in a sweet tea cup from MC Donald's. :]
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If you ever sent a Christmas card to all your relatives and they all had the same address............YOURS!
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If you get pulled over and the police ask for a proper form of ID and you flash them you Belt Buckle...
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You might be a red neck if,,,
You think a condom is part of an apartment complex.
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You might be a redneck if you use your riding lawn mower to move your jet skis
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