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Old 08-20-2008, 12:10 AM
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You Might Be a Redneck If you've moved a refrigerator on a skateboard.

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You maybe a redneck... if you cut the grass and find a car

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You Might Be a Redneck If your children's night light is a neon beer sign.
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You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't, you might be a redneck
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If you have matching salad bowls, and they all say "CoolWhip" on the side, you might be a redneck.
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You might be a redneck, if you take the time to read this thread.
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This redneck reads them all for content, lmao (__x__)

If you celebrate the anniversiary of the purchase of your truck(s).
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You might be a redneck if you have an ambulance in your front yard and want to move to put the jeep back.

You might be a redneck if you have used plastic soda bottles as a radio installation kit.

Also these two are on me.
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You might be a redneck if................. wait I am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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You Might Be a Redneck If you've washed an entire truck wiat a baby wipe.
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You've ever hit a deer with your car...deliberately. You might be a redneck
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