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To the least understood group of people out there, I'm gonna set the friggin record straight. bein a Redneck does not mean you are some XXXXXXX trailortrash hillbilly, Rednecks got their name from doing th manual labor that makes the world work. W/O farmers, construction workers, truck drivers, and that type, every thing that everyone else depends on comes to a grinding halt. I, for one, am proud to call myself a redneck.
Has A FORD Drivin You Lately?
When the Beast realizes it only has a 4-cyl, we're gonna have probs!
Has A FORD Drivin You Lately?
When the Beast realizes it only has a 4-cyl, we're gonna have probs!
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If your house is mobile and your truck ain't...well you just may be a Redneck. If you and your girlfriend have the same last name...ooho...you just may be a Redneck. Guy named Jeff Foxworthy has made hisself a good living with little one liners like that. If your idea of a good time is going out to the city dump and shooting ratson saturday nite ...well you seriously are a Redneck. I hate rats. Love Ford trucks.
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my idea of fun is taking the convoy of yes 15 lifted fords and boggin them, then at the end of the trail start a fire in the pit and drink to beyond recognition, sleep on the tailgate usually wake up the next afternoon, and bog back home. now thats redneck for yall.
-Jacksland
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hell yea ford4x4offroad, i like doing the same every now and then on a sat night, theres nothin like a hard days work and comin home to drink a cold beer, that reminds me of the song by alan jackson, "its alright to be a redneck", keep that rebel flag flyin
1985 F-150/351Ho/4wd/6inch with 33's
1979 f-250 429/4spd/6inchwith 36 inch buckshot mudders
on a quiet night your can hear a chevy (lol,you can watch a dodge) rusting away
1985 F-150/351Ho/4wd/6inch with 33's
1979 f-250 429/4spd/6inchwith 36 inch buckshot mudders
on a quiet night your can hear a chevy (lol,you can watch a dodge) rusting away
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If you go to a family reunion to meet women, you might be a redneck. I a police officer has ever had to tell you it's illegal to tow a boat without a trailer, you might be a redneck(not one of Jeff's originals, I made that up from one of his other, longer jokes). If your last words(ie: before you die) are "hey ya'll, watch this!" you might be a redneck.
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the thing i have come to know is that cops do not appreciate us. i have received three tickets for having flags on my truck. i rigged up a confederate and ford racing flag off of the back of my truck. they a re 3' x 5' and they hang out over the edge so the cops always give me a ticket but i keep them flyin high. there is nothing like writing on ford truck enthusisasts listening to jerry reed and merl haggard sing. god i love this country. amen to boggin, beer, and broads. sorry if i offened any ladies, just wanted to rhyme. so please dont take it personnally, lol. any hate mail can be directed to ford4x4offrd(No Email Addresses In Posts!) lol. god i love fords
-Jacksland
-Jacksland
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how the hell can they give you a ticket for that? is it some kinda law not to be able to fly a flag on your truck? or is it just cause its the stars and bars? when i go to the winston cup race in atlanta ( i live about 7 miles from the track) i fly my old georgia flag and a rebel flag with a #3 in the middle, its so beautiful, i use a 15 foot tree with horshoe nails, the cops always wave at me
1985 F-150/351Ho/4wd/6inch with 33's
1979 f-250 429/4spd/6inchwith 36 inch buckshot mudders
on a quiet night your can hear a chevy (lol,you can watch a dodge) rusting away
1985 F-150/351Ho/4wd/6inch with 33's
1979 f-250 429/4spd/6inchwith 36 inch buckshot mudders
on a quiet night your can hear a chevy (lol,you can watch a dodge) rusting away
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im just north of saratoga springs NY about 5 mi. so i have to come into the town for everything. but i live in the mtns. and saratoga is a huge $ town with one of the biggest horse racing tracks in the u.s. so they are real picky about what goes on. like they wouldnt allow a home depot in saratoga just becuase there sign was orange. that kind of crap goes on round here. but i have the 2nd jack naval flag on the truck, which as you know is the most commonly known, but i have the blue annie and stars and bars at my house. no one but me and my friends know about most of the flags, but i keep the jack flag on the truck casue that is most widely recognized for the rebels. keep it flying and keep on drivin the ford. god i love fords
-Jacksland
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most of the caps around here are like me, just a good ol boy
1985 F-150/351Ho/4wd
1979 f-250 429(stout 460 soon)/4spd/6in w/36's,Dana60/44hd
3.54 gears, 4.11's soon
on a quiet night your can hear a chevy (lol,you can watch a dodge) rusting away
1985 F-150/351Ho/4wd
1979 f-250 429(stout 460 soon)/4spd/6in w/36's,Dana60/44hd
3.54 gears, 4.11's soon
on a quiet night your can hear a chevy (lol,you can watch a dodge) rusting away
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the cops round here are bred to hate us. we are the minority and they dont appreciate our music, trucks, or views on life. they will pull us over just in spite so we follow all the laws just to tick em off cuase they cant get us on anything. we had one good old boy for a sheriff but he retired now its some new punk kid. oh well. god i love fords
-Jacksland
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I still fly the stars and bars on my CB antenna, altho the durn MP's keep gettin on me to take it down, but if ya want me to tear down my heritage, catch me if you can! SAVE YOUR CONFEDERATE MONEY BOYS, THE SOUTH'S GONNA RISE AGAIN!
Has A FORD Drivin You Lately?
When the Beast realizes it only has a 4-cyl, we're gonna have probs!
Has A FORD Drivin You Lately?
When the Beast realizes it only has a 4-cyl, we're gonna have probs!
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just a short question---when a redneck gets divorced will his ex-wife still legally be his sister?
2001 F-150 4X4 Supercab XLT 5.4L V8
139"WB 4sp auto 3.55 rear lim slip
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2001 F-150 4X4 Supercab XLT 5.4L V8
139"WB 4sp auto 3.55 rear lim slip
trailer towing group- off road group
mods:
airaid fipk
superchip(flip)
roll-n-lock tonneau
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tread lightly son, it can be a nasty to place to be in. i wouldnt want to **** us rednecks off, we are the manual labor and we make up the NRA. tread lightly. lol. and yes we have to get old glory back on top. tommorow may 5 starting in alabama there is a convoy that is spreading secession through the south to s.c. god bless them, if i could i would be there in the front waving my pride with stars and bars.
-Jacksland
-Jacksland