Redneck's
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From: Michigan
This is what the stars and bars mean to me.
***** Nelson
Lynyrd Skynrd
Country Music
Southern Hospitality
Daisy Dukes
Dolly PParton
I am a northerner by geography,served in the military,with my brothers from the South,and my brothers of different race,would give my life today against any threat to them(any one of them)!But I would be the first one out of dodge if our great nation was to ever(rise against itself)How could I bring harm to the same guy who just yesterday put his life on the line in some camelflea infested desert for me?Around here anyone who lives out in the country and drives a truck is a redneck.I LOVE being a redneck!We rednecks should get together and start making jokes about these uppy snobs,with their volvos,and bmws,and how their snit dont stink!Born in the north.American till death.
***** Nelson
Lynyrd Skynrd
Country Music
Southern Hospitality
Daisy Dukes
Dolly PParton
I am a northerner by geography,served in the military,with my brothers from the South,and my brothers of different race,would give my life today against any threat to them(any one of them)!But I would be the first one out of dodge if our great nation was to ever(rise against itself)How could I bring harm to the same guy who just yesterday put his life on the line in some camelflea infested desert for me?Around here anyone who lives out in the country and drives a truck is a redneck.I LOVE being a redneck!We rednecks should get together and start making jokes about these uppy snobs,with their volvos,and bmws,and how their snit dont stink!Born in the north.American till death.
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From: Stockbridge Michigan
yea i'm from a small country town in michigan and i am a redneck and i am pround of it, I believe rednecks work harder than anybody else and have more fun than anybody else. but any how here some redneck jokes that acctully applies to me.
you know you live in a redneck town when your school lets everyone have the day off for opening day of gun deer season.
You know u live in a redneck town when your girlfreind shoots a bigger deer than u do (actually happened she shot a huge 10 point) u know you have a redneck girlfreind she can ride a fourwheeler better than U and drives a bigger truck than u do (yup that happend to me too, she got her dads f-350)
u know u go to a redneck school when after football practice we either have a wholeshot contest or hook up our trucks see how can pull who backwards.
you know you live in a redneck town when your school lets everyone have the day off for opening day of gun deer season.
You know u live in a redneck town when your girlfreind shoots a bigger deer than u do (actually happened she shot a huge 10 point) u know you have a redneck girlfreind she can ride a fourwheeler better than U and drives a bigger truck than u do (yup that happend to me too, she got her dads f-350)
u know u go to a redneck school when after football practice we either have a wholeshot contest or hook up our trucks see how can pull who backwards.
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From: Spokane, WA
Whoa! How'd you guys dig that one up?
"What most people call a Redneck, he ain't nothin' but a workin' man. And he makes his livin by the sweat of his brown and the calluses on his hand" - Charlie Daniels
"What most people call a Redneck, he ain't nothin' but a workin' man. And he makes his livin by the sweat of his brown and the calluses on his hand" - Charlie Daniels
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From: Michigan
Originally posted by ivanribic
Whoa! How'd you guys dig that one up?
"What most people call a Redneck, he ain't nothin' but a workin' man. And he makes his livin by the sweat of his brown and the calluses on his hand" - Charlie Daniels
Whoa! How'd you guys dig that one up?
"What most people call a Redneck, he ain't nothin' but a workin' man. And he makes his livin by the sweat of his brown and the calluses on his hand" - Charlie Daniels
Last edited by King Triton; Mar 18, 2004 at 12:18 AM.
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From: Spokane, WA
Hahaha! Have no fear Triton! I live up north but have to say the southerners are the most friendly, hospitable people I've ever met. It's one of the reasons I love Atlanta. Georgia people treat you great and will give you the shirt off their backs. But that's not to say they don't enjoy a good BBQ from time to time.
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From: KCMO
I heard that NASA has turned redneck. They have 2 rovers up on Mars, and one of 'em is already up on blocks.
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From: Spokane, WA
Originally posted by 85351ho
i hate atlanta....
i hate atlanta....
I love Atlanta . . . and the home of Coke which I love too. The only thing I don't like about the city is there are a lot of gang bangers but that seems to be the case with any larger city you go to.
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From: kansas
this is a cool thread! I am from KS, and not much southern blood in me. but in my school, there are kids drivin 2004 sliverado 3500
's with lifts and all that stuff that thier daddy'e bought them, and then they go an put the stars and bars in the back window, they haven't worked a dang day in there life! there's nothin I hate more than them, except maybe ricers, lol, I am not going to put the stars and bars on my truck, but only because I am not southern. I also don't like Jeff Foxworthy, to me, he is another wanna-be dixie, but I don't know much about hime other than I hate his redneck jokes! whew, had to vent a lil! later yall! lol
's with lifts and all that stuff that thier daddy'e bought them, and then they go an put the stars and bars in the back window, they haven't worked a dang day in there life! there's nothin I hate more than them, except maybe ricers, lol, I am not going to put the stars and bars on my truck, but only because I am not southern. I also don't like Jeff Foxworthy, to me, he is another wanna-be dixie, but I don't know much about hime other than I hate his redneck jokes! whew, had to vent a lil! later yall! lol
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From: Auburn,Al
Originally posted by ivanribic
Come on ho, tell us how you really feel.
I love Atlanta . . . and the home of Coke which I love too. The only thing I don't like about the city is there are a lot of gang bangers but that seems to be the case with any larger city you go to.
Come on ho, tell us how you really feel.
I love Atlanta . . . and the home of Coke which I love too. The only thing I don't like about the city is there are a lot of gang bangers but that seems to be the case with any larger city you go to.
