1,000 Post Joke!
Dec 9, 2004 | 12:43 AM
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From: California Desert
1,000 Post Joke!
Man...it's been just about a full year of FTE for me, and I've finally hit 1,000. Hope you all enjoy this somewhat corny joke!
A police officer pulled over a driver and informed him that because he was wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in a safety competition.
"What are you going to do with the prize money?" the officer asked.
The man responded, "I guess I'll go to driving school and get my license."
At that moment, his wife, who was seated next to him, chimed in, "Officer, don't listen to him. He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."
This woke up the guy in the back seat, who, when he saw the cop, blurted out, "I knew we wouldn't get far in this stolen car."
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice asked, "Are we over the border yet?"
Dec 9, 2004 | 12:55 AM
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From: Kalispell, Mt.
That's a good one.
Dec 9, 2004 | 07:10 AM
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From: NE Texas
Congrats, Matt
That's when the gray-haired guy finally rips the duct tape off his mouth and says, "I love it when a plan comes together...."
Good one!
Dec 9, 2004 | 09:05 PM
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From: P-Town, CA
Congrats man. Kinda corney, but still cool
Dec 11, 2004 | 10:14 AM
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From: Lafayette Louisiana
corny..but still funny...that made my day a bit better...congrats on the full year by the way..
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