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Old Oct 28, 2004 | 03:36 PM
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BiggieOU's 500th Post JOKE!!!!!!!!!!

Wow, I'm here, 500, it feels...............ummmmmmmmmmmmm..............gr eat. I hope you all like my joke.

A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I'll give you a lollypop." The girl kept walking. Following along slowly, the man said "Come on and get in the car with me and I'll give you two lolly pops." She kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued on her way. The man said "Get in with me and I'll give you this whole bag of lollypops!" Finally, the girl turned and said "Look daddy, YOU bought the Dodge, YOU ride in it!!!"



 
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Old Oct 28, 2004 | 04:40 PM
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Congrats on the 500 mark, good joke...... did you check for any gray hairs? you know since your "an ELDER USER" now....
 

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Old Oct 28, 2004 | 05:18 PM
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Oh wow, I didnt know I'm an elder user now. Geesh, so that explains the slight bald spot thats growing on my head.
 
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Old Feb 26, 2005 | 03:22 PM
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Good one.... some want a Ford... others drive a Dodge,,..
 
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Old Feb 26, 2005 | 03:46 PM
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Boomers Daddy........Welcome to Ford Truck Enthusiasts!
If you have a minute check out this out:
https://www.ford-trucks.com/forums/s...d.php?t=300691

We are pleased you have chosen the best source for Fords!
Enjoy FTE ….
See you on the boards.
 
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Old Feb 26, 2005 | 04:28 PM
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good one man,
 

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