500th Post joke
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500th Post joke
Two men of the Jewish faith were walking past a Catholic church and happened to see a sign out front that said, "$500 signing bonus for anyone converting to Cathoilicism and joining our church."
The one guys says, "I think I will go in and join!" The other guy says, "You got to be kidding! You would give up your faith for a mear $500.00?" First guy, "Well I am pretty broke right now and $500.00 would put food on our table for a month. Besides, I don't have to be active, I just have to join." So he goes in side to join.
A few minutes later he comes out and his Jewish friend is still waiting for him. His friend says, "Well, did you get the money?" The new Catholic replies. "Is that all you guys think about?"
NOTE: Not meant to offend anyone of any particular faith. Just a humorous story.
The one guys says, "I think I will go in and join!" The other guy says, "You got to be kidding! You would give up your faith for a mear $500.00?" First guy, "Well I am pretty broke right now and $500.00 would put food on our table for a month. Besides, I don't have to be active, I just have to join." So he goes in side to join.
A few minutes later he comes out and his Jewish friend is still waiting for him. His friend says, "Well, did you get the money?" The new Catholic replies. "Is that all you guys think about?"
NOTE: Not meant to offend anyone of any particular faith. Just a humorous story.
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