for the 2,000th post!
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From: inver grove heights MN
for the 2,000th post!
a man is pulled over for speeding, with his wife in the passenger seat.
officer- " do you know how fast you were going"
man- "i had the cruise set for 60 officer"
wife- "dont lie honey, you know this car doesnt have cruise control"
man- "shut up woman!"
officer -"well, you were doing 80 so i have to write you a ticket, and you werent wearing a seat belt"
man- "well officer, i unhooked the seat belt to get my wallet out of my back pocket"
wife- "dont lie to the cop honey, you never wear your seat belt"
man- "I SAID SHUT UP WOMAN!!!!"
officer- " does he always talk to you like that ma'am ???"
wife- " only when he has been drinking officer "
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OUCH! how would you like to be married to that woman??
i cant believe it took um... about 2 1/2 years to make 2,000 posts... im on here everyday!
thanks for all the help about everything everyone, and i hope i could offer insight into your problems. thanks for keeping this site alive mods' and owners.
officer- " do you know how fast you were going"
man- "i had the cruise set for 60 officer"
wife- "dont lie honey, you know this car doesnt have cruise control"
man- "shut up woman!"
officer -"well, you were doing 80 so i have to write you a ticket, and you werent wearing a seat belt"
man- "well officer, i unhooked the seat belt to get my wallet out of my back pocket"
wife- "dont lie to the cop honey, you never wear your seat belt"
man- "I SAID SHUT UP WOMAN!!!!"
officer- " does he always talk to you like that ma'am ???"
wife- " only when he has been drinking officer "
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OUCH! how would you like to be married to that woman??
i cant believe it took um... about 2 1/2 years to make 2,000 posts... im on here everyday!
thanks for all the help about everything everyone, and i hope i could offer insight into your problems. thanks for keeping this site alive mods' and owners.
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From: inver grove heights MN
yeah but im still only a posting guru....
um, this is my 3rd desk chair!! some of them dont like to be leaned back too far...
as for the carpal tunnel... you gotta love that burning sensation!
um, this is my 3rd desk chair!! some of them dont like to be leaned back too far...
as for the carpal tunnel... you gotta love that burning sensation!
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