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Posting Guru
Joined: Jul 2001
Posts: 1,944
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From: Eastern Iowa Soon Texas
Originally Posted by Mike W
This is life in the fast lane. I make a reply and I am three posts too late. 
Can't run with the big dogs I guess its time to get under the porch
Just kiddin
Cargo Master
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 2,542
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From: Murphysboro, IL
See ya Mike, one more to go and i'm on the big 500. The pressure is togh trying to find that great joke.
Q, How do you know a blonde has a blonde boyfriend?
A. Her belly button is bruised!!
Q, How do you know a blonde has a blonde boyfriend?
A. Her belly button is bruised!!
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Joined: Apr 2001
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From: northern kentucky
I have been searching around on ebay and found this line on a car ad. THE CLUTCH IS SLICKER THAN 3 USED CAR SALESMEN IN A VAT OF K Y JELLY!! I DOUBT THAT THIS CAR COULD BE DRIVEN ANY DISTANCE BEFORE THE CLUTCH IS REPLACED!
I find that quite hilarious.
I find that quite hilarious.