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Nov 1, 2004 | 04:39 AM

#1561

truckertaz

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From: Eastern Iowa Soon Texas

Quote:

Originally Posted by Birdhunter1

Pre-500th post warmup joke:

Q. What's the difference between Delta Burke and a Delta Jet?

A. 200 lbs.

Not as many people have riden the jet

Nov 1, 2004 | 04:40 AM

#1562

Mike W

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From: Central Kali

This is life in the fast lane. I make a reply and I am three posts too late.

Nov 1, 2004 | 04:41 AM

#1563

truckertaz

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike W

This is life in the fast lane. I make a reply and I am three posts too late.

Can't run with the big dogs I guess its time to get under the porch

Just kiddin

Nov 1, 2004 | 04:44 AM

#1564

Mike W

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From: Central Kali

LOL, it is.....almost 3 am Kali time. I will catch up to you guys tomorrow, have a good day.

Nov 1, 2004 | 04:44 AM

#1565

Birdhunter1

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Q. How can you tell a blonde has been working at a computer?

A. There's white-out all over the screen!

Nov 1, 2004 | 04:45 AM

#1566

kermit

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From: Pensacola, FL

later peppy

Nov 1, 2004 | 04:46 AM

#1567

truckertaz

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From: Eastern Iowa Soon Texas

LOL Take it easy Mike

Nov 1, 2004 | 04:46 AM

#1568

Birdhunter1

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See ya Mike, one more to go and i'm on the big 500. The pressure is togh trying to find that great joke.

Q, How do you know a blonde has a blonde boyfriend?

A. Her belly button is bruised!!

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Nov 1, 2004 | 04:49 AM

#1569

kermit

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From: Pensacola, FL

haha, pretty good start

Nov 1, 2004 | 04:54 AM

#1570

rywegh

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Taz didn't you goto work for Schneider about 2 years ago????

Nov 1, 2004 | 04:56 AM

#1571

rywegh

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From: northern kentucky

I have been searching around on ebay and found this line on a car ad. THE CLUTCH IS SLICKER THAN 3 USED CAR SALESMEN IN A VAT OF K Y JELLY!! I DOUBT THAT THIS CAR COULD BE DRIVEN ANY DISTANCE BEFORE THE CLUTCH IS REPLACED!
I find that quite hilarious.

Nov 1, 2004 | 04:57 AM

#1572

truckertaz

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From: Eastern Iowa Soon Texas

Yes I worked for them for just over a year... I drove from eastern Iowa to Denver Co once a week then from here up to Rockford Ill... Then I switched to a local company

Nov 1, 2004 | 04:59 AM

#1573

rywegh

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From: northern kentucky

now you understand the pumpkin reference.....

Nov 1, 2004 | 05:00 AM

#1574

Birdhunter1

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From: Murphysboro, IL

Alright the 500th post has arrived with a joke.

Hershey's has announced plans for a new candy bar named after Ross Perot. It's rich in chocolate and completely nuts! HA HA HA HA