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Apps announced today that it has developed a breast implant
that can store and play music. The " iTit " will cost from $499 to $699,
depending on cup size, speaker size, and storage capacity.
This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are
always complaining about men staring at their ***** and not listening to them.
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that can store and play music. The " iTit " will cost from $499 to $699,
depending on cup size, speaker size, and storage capacity.
This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are
always complaining about men staring at their ***** and not listening to them.
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A guy from Guinness Brewery sits down at the Bar and says,
"Give me a Coke."
The others in the bar gather around him, hear that and ask,
"Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?"
The Brewery guy replies,
"Well, if you guys aren't gonna drink a Stout Beer, neither will I."
Eian and Aiden meet later outside the bar.
Two minutes pass & they have nothing to argue about.
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I walked for like an hour to get from the broken-Field Tractor to the house for Hot Coffee and a Cinamon Roll.
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"Give me a Coke."
The others in the bar gather around him, hear that and ask,
"Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?"
The Brewery guy replies,
"Well, if you guys aren't gonna drink a Stout Beer, neither will I."
Eian and Aiden meet later outside the bar.
Two minutes pass & they have nothing to argue about.
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I walked for like an hour to get from the broken-Field Tractor to the house for Hot Coffee and a Cinamon Roll.
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