Things change over time and time is a wasting!

 

Changing times mean changing!

 

Did you hear of the Pilot that tried everything before crashing?

 

Sure its the beginning of the next St. Patty's Day future.

 

The LEO decides to wait outside of a local bar one night because that is where drunks come out to drive home.



"I'm the designated decoy!"

 

Why waste your time here!

 

Nothing ever changes, so just tell em to go to hell!

 

Welcome to the end of Winter Blues; ... http://www.reactiongifs.com/long-winter/

 

Two friends have just discovered they are locked out of the car with the key in the ignition.
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Forget that Shat!

 

I spent time chewing gum, it wasn't worth it.

 

I don't like telling people to take a different mode of transportation.

 

Apps announced today that it has developed a breast implant
that can store and play music. The " iTit " will cost from $499 to $699,
depending on cup size, speaker size, and storage capacity.

This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are
always complaining about men staring at their ***** and not listening to them.

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Yeah, I's helped my granddaughter fix her Sax. Glue new pads onto it.

 

A guy from Guinness Brewery sits down at the Bar and says,
"Give me a Coke."
The others in the bar gather around him, hear that and ask,
"Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?"
The Brewery guy replies,
"Well, if you guys aren't gonna drink a Stout Beer, neither will I."

Eian and Aiden meet later outside the bar.
Two minutes pass & they have nothing to argue about.

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I walked for like an hour to get from the broken-Field Tractor to the house for Hot Coffee and a Cinamon Roll.
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