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Understanding alien abduction
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NOW THAT WE KNOW THERE HERE HOW DO WE EXPLAIN IT ALL TO THEM?
Sure, it's possible they can't see well with those big black iris free eyes?
Sure, it's possible they can't see well with those big black iris free eyes?
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How can you say it to a basically friendly, naive, other worldly, really weird race that we intend to eat you!
You know they not Piggy's, Hamburgers, but they resemble sheep, and you know what a Shepard does? Don't you!
Yep, its dinner time you slick degenerates!
You know they not Piggy's, Hamburgers, but they resemble sheep, and you know what a Shepard does? Don't you!
Yep, its dinner time you slick degenerates!
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Boo, just show me your out of focus photos of clouds and stuff. It's a lot of fun!
Sure, there's the alien, the strange guy in a really crappy tent over there!
A new backpack with a new Axe in it, and new Clothes. for tomorrow.
Sure, there's the alien, the strange guy in a really crappy tent over there!
A new backpack with a new Axe in it, and new Clothes. for tomorrow.
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It's easy to believe all that after reading it all for a couple of hours, interviewing countless peoples.
The only point being the incomprehensible distance they had to travel to just hang around eating donuts and drinking Coffee, wearing clothes that fit poorly and uncomfortably cold all the time. ....
Uh huh it's easy to believe all those guys screaming hate and Criticizing stuff all the time were actually aliens.
The only point being the incomprehensible distance they had to travel to just hang around eating donuts and drinking Coffee, wearing clothes that fit poorly and uncomfortably cold all the time. ....
Uh huh it's easy to believe all those guys screaming hate and Criticizing stuff all the time were actually aliens.
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Our Squirrel Sonny spent all afternoon searching out aliens in the charcoal left after the Pine needles burnt. Nada
Thankfully He didn’t catch his fur on fire and cause a squirley problem of leaf burns going up the cliff!
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Thankfully He didn’t catch his fur on fire and cause a squirley problem of leaf burns going up the cliff!
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