Astronaut's are the first to step onto an alien planet.
The aliens are so excited that they change all their signs to English and
even rename some of their places and landmarks after Human places and landmarks and Stuff.
The astronauts decide the first place they wants to go is a pub.
They see a nearby alien and ask, “Where’s the pub?”
The alien gurgles back, but his suit translates to the astronauts in real time.
The alien says, “Just around the corner.”
So the astronauts head around the corner and see it.
It’s labeled “The Keyboard” and they asks the bouncer, “Why's it called the Keyboard?”
The bouncer replies, “The boss loves all things human and
changed his name to reflect that. Ask him, he’s the bartender.”
So the astronauts enters the Keyboard and go to the bartender.
“Excuse me, do you own this pub?” the astronauts say.
“I do,” the bartender gurgles back.
“Why is it called the Keyboard?” they asks.
“Well,” the alien gurgles in reply, “since I knew you humans were coming I updated the name...”
The astronauts are on the edge of their Bar stools.
“...The reason it’s called the Keyboard is because it’s a space bar."

 

If We are here, then there has to be someone somewhere else. I worked on a project building a high power 3d imaging radar. I asked the engineer why so much power? He spoke. we want to track beer cans at mars. there is something out there and it is headed toward us.
Welcome to the penal planet Earth Mike/Ez

 

NEAR SPACE location RADAR PROJECTING SYSTEMS?

Think its called Near Earth Objects? Solar masses, asteroids on collision course? Needles on or in the Haystack?
A beacon begging company? A light in the window? The fat lady sings?

 

I bet it is for tracking the trial of trash the colonists leave on their Meca to mars. Cuz I saw that they ditched: "pack it in pack it out" class... padum dumm Mike/EZ

 

I heard it needs about 38+ Radars to protect most of Earth from Debris. Sure, on orbit stuff might do a better job out past the Moon. That keeps an eye on the back side of the Moon also. Sneaky the lil *******s are!

 

An Algorithm Has Detected 8 Mysterious Signals That Possibly Came From Aliens (msn.com)

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It can't get any dumber than this but of course you must buy your ticket to an alternat outcome universe. Yeo 0 outcome Universe and thas a no brainer also!///
Steven Spielberg Has A Crazy Theory About UFOs That Would Be Perfect For His Next Movie (msn.com)

 

We're a bottom feeder & no Asteroids in our system!

 

Our KFC Buckets Legs and Brest's.

 

Evolutions mostly like a sack of **** ! I ask ya, "How will I ever get laid!"
Every Chick I've seen is like the ugliest frog you ever saw. Would you kiss something like her ? How do you respect that? I
mean I'm smart, know everything I need to know, been everywhere, there is only one thing left on my Bucket list. Procreate!

Don't think for a second I'll have that *******! TWSS

 

"Its now or never," he said to the Argonauts.

 

Meet the New T-Rex!

 

Her Saucer collides with your hang glider off a deserted island.

 

Bizarro! Have you Noticed all photos of Space Saucers are very fudged,
out of focus, its as if fighter jets can't take hocus/pocus pictures, made for Hollywood Black and White screens?

Space Station Contacted by Bizarre Life Form (msn.com)

 

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/techn...ea5c4db5d&ei=8

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