Bizarro, there are a ton of Photos of Aliens in our sky's now.
How Bazar!
Things are going thru Hell now and it's all of our fault.
People, It's not because of some stupid alien's lonely travel.
They want nothing to do wid us.

 

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/techn...6ad581fb&ei=36

It's taken us 50 years to get ready to return to the Moon. 70+ years to land a booster and reuse it. Hahahahahahahah no need to worry about aliens. ahahahhhhhahahahahahahahaha

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ahh ahh ahh ha ha hahahahahahahahahhahaha!
Bazzarro, Please give us a break! Hahahahahahhahahahaha!

 

"Hello." I politely said, 'This is lil Johnny, can I please speak with Robin Carter?' Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear, "Get the right f***ing number!" And the phone was slammed disconnect!
I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude.

When I tracked down Robyn's correct number & called her,
I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.
When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled," You're a butthead!" and hung up. I wrote his number down.
With the word 'butthead' next to it and put it in my desk drawer.
Every couple of weeks, I was paying bills or had a really bad day,
I'd call him up and yell, "You're an butthead!" It always cheered me up.
When Caller ID was introduced, I thought of my therapeutic 'butthead'?
Calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said,
'Hi, this is Lil Johnny at the telephone company. I'm calling to see if you're familiar with our Caller ID Program?' He yelled 'NO!'
And slammed down the phone. So, I quickly called him back and said,
"That's because you're an butthead!" And hung up. One day I was at the store, Getting ready to pull into a parking spot. Some guy in a black BMW Cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled. "I've been waiting for that spot,"
But the idiot ignored me. I noticed a 'For Sale ' sign in his back window,
So, I wrote down his number. A couple of days later, right after calling the first butthead, (I had his number on speed dial) I thought that I'd better call the BMW butthead, too.

I said,
'Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?'

He said,
'Yes, it is.'

I then asked,
'Can you tell me where I can see it?'

He said,
'Yes, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd., in Fairfax
It's a yellow ranch style house
And the car's parked right out in front.'

I asked,
'What's your name?'

He said,
'My name is Don Hansen.'

I asked,
'When's a good time to catch you, Don?'

He said,
'I'm home every evening after five.'

I said,
'Listen, Don, can I tell you something?'

He said,
'Yes?'

I said,
'Don, you're a butthead!'

Then I hung up,
And added his number to my speed dial, too.

Now, when I had a problem,
I had two buttheads to call.

Then I came up with an idea...

I called butthead #1.

He said,
'Hello'

I said,
'You're a butthead!'
(But I didn't hang up.)

He asked,
'Are you still there?'

I said,
'Yeah!'

He screamed,
'Stop calling me'

I said,
'Make me.'

He asked,
'Who are you?'

I said,
'My name is Don Hansen.'

He said,
'Yeah? Where do you live?'

I said, 'butthead, I live at 34 oak tree Blvd., in Fairfax ,
A yellow ranch style home and
I have a black Beamer parked in front.'

He said,
'I'm coming over right now, Don.
And you had better start saying your prayers.'

I said,
'Yeah, like I'm really scared, butthead,'
And hung up.

Then I called butthead #2.

He said,
'Hello?'

I said,
'Hello, butthead,'

He yelled,
'If I ever find out who you are...'

I said,
'You'll what?'

He exclaimed,
" I'll kick your *** "

I answered,
'Well, butthead, here's your chance.
I'm coming over right now.'

Then I hung up and immediately called the police,
saying that I was on my way over to 34 oak tree Blvd, in Fairfax , to kill my gay lover.

Then I called Channel 7 News
about the gang war going down in oak tree Blvd in Fairfax .

I quickly got into my car and headed over to Fairfax .

I got there just in time to watch two buttheads
beating the crap out of each other
in front of six cop cars, an overhead news helicopter
and surrounded by a news crew.

NOW I feel much better.

Anger management really does work.

 

OH! the far side of Sol just blew up!

 

Must sleep under a Persian Rug! Hahhahahahahaaahahahah ahh ahh hahahahah!

Alien Civilizations Could Contact Earth by 2029, Study Suggests | Watch (msn.com)

Small potatoews they don't care about cha!

 

https://scienceblogs.com/startswitha...verse-combined

Some really smart guys try to explain/figure it out. Maybe Aliens are just too busy!

 

All these smart PHD's and who the F. Cares about climate changes. Less Humans on earth is a good thing not an extermination thing.
Now for those who choose to move to the Moon or Mars or titan or wherever? It's a "good luck living in your lil lonely cubical like a Prisoner in a hot box in a cell with only ants and an occasional cockroach to nibble with. So, I choose freedom now and the heck with some PHD's plan for us. You just got to know he would have been jetting all over the glove if he could of. Just like all the rest who are in those 150,000 Jet passenger planes take off a day are. Ask yourself, I sit here in my open UTV Infront of a 347-mile X 345 Mile Solar Cells farm. Sure, they are black and most likely very warm. So can I drive thru and out the other side of this Solar Farm ok! Hahahahha Thas 120,000 sq miles of Black Solar Cells near the ground you are driving under. Ya don't get an air conditioner!

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/stephen-hawking-humans-only-have-about-1-000-years-left/ar-AA1bdU0e?
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Will Mother Nature's Winds Blow harder to get the Highs where the Lows are. Do ya know? If the winds blow harder will the Wind Turbine Farms increase by 100's of square miles in size over the 1/4 generation capabilities, they now have. Its easy to imagine an alien in every Wind Turbine Nacelle guiding it and praying hard on a future.
You know if the Earth rotation actually continues to spin slower it becomes a Time Machine and those who ride it May miss their Future.

 

The only Question I have is Why!
Possibly, think about the answer.
Is it a sensible question to most answers.

 

Yeah, ya got a $billion orbiters around planet Mars and ya really got to do this. Does it get even dumber?

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/techn...5573fb9e&ei=18

People it'll be a faster than light speed, completely weight defying, inertia object; if they want to say hello and goodbye.

 

I was looking at Cool T-Shirts the other day. They seemed alien enough! ...

 

Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that's closed for the night.
They approach one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying,
''Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader."
The gas pump, of course, doesn't respond.
The young alien became angry at the lack of response.
The older alien says, 'I'd calm down if I were you.'
The young alien ignores the warning and repeats his greeting. Again, there's no response.
Annoyed by what he perceived to be the pump's haughty attitude, he draws his ray gun and says impatiently,
"Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Do not ignore us this way! Take us to your leader or I will fire!"
The older alien again warns his comrade saying, "You probably don't want to do that!"
" I really don't think you should make him mad."
"Rubbish," replies the cocky, young alien. He aims his weapon at the pump and opens fire.
There's a huge explosion. A massive fireball roars towards them and blows the younger alien
off his feet and deposits him a burnt, smoking mess in a cactus patch.
He refocused his three eyes, straightens his bent antenna, and looks at the older,
wiser alien who was standing over him shaking his big, green head.
"He damn near killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?"
The older alien leans over, places a friendly feeler on his crispy friend and replies,
"If there's one thing I've learned during my intergalactic travels,
you don't want to mess with a guy who can loop
his pen*s over his shoulder twice and then stick it in his ear."

 

Just noticed a Moon of Saturn is spewing 325,000 gallons of water out and into space every hour. That means the rings are growing.

Just think of what it means to Aliens. A free tap for a month. No more monthly ungodly high water bills. ……

 

Have you noticed all the UFO, alien talk on the news and internet.
Think Governments want to get us used to seeing stuff.
Did anyone say Alien UFO when Space X cartwheeled?
No they just laughed and those were the best pictures yet of UFO.
And Where it Landed? Why would they search for years to find pieces?
No history Buffs? Show us the proof is a thought!
There even were Science Fiction Artists in the Stone Ages.

 

Absolutely nothing here, but you can waste your time if you choose.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/techn...&ei=90#image=2

 

Bizarro, if there were any truthy in this the POTUS wouldn't be flying around in a Kerosene powered Jet would he.
Dark - mater / energy powered aircraft / spaceships are millennia's away. It's sort of obvious the Dark Matter decays to Dark Energy?
It's also sort of obvious that for every unit of real stuff there are x10's units of unreal stuff.

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