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Old Feb 28, 2024 | 07:00 PM
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I see an Alien kicked over our 14'tall lunar lander. Teaches us to put wider landing legs on the next one. With hooks to shoot out and pull the thing back level.
It sort of proves the Martian landing technique superior technology doesn't it. Uses a Crain of sorts to lower the lander to the flat spot. Sure learn by mistake.
 
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Old Mar 1, 2024 | 03:58 PM
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I'm just kidding about that ! I abducted the ship, war shipped the Galaxi, took what I wanted and retired. Aliens are just to Easy and I am so indebted to their unfastidious routine.
 
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Old Mar 3, 2024 | 09:39 PM
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Ok why didn't the Lunar lander have a Engineering fix to tipping over. I mean a lift back upright system.
That seems so simple! U know the lander is basically landing moving sideways not
straight down. Why do landers land with a sideways because of the motion? I can guess
they need a landed GPS system first so they land in the circle. It also seems a no brainer.
You pinpoint a landing spot fire down the flare and land on it. Geesh thats simple.
 
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Old Mar 4, 2024 | 05:16 PM
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The Alien drawings had to end with the sun setting to return tomorrow at Suns up.
 
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Old Mar 7, 2024 | 05:51 PM
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Scientist today said the secrete of the universe is continuing constipation &
Everything getting more complicated while searching for something that will work well.
The Law Being ... Complication for Dominance.
Constipation being Black Hole stuff.
 
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Old Mar 9, 2024 | 11:43 AM
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Old Mar 12, 2024 | 07:34 PM
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Some things just seem to make sense. Most ot the problems are caused by really bad people / Aliens .
 
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Old Mar 14, 2024 | 11:57 PM
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There might be something about physically being abducted that may seem sexy !
We mean why does it always have to be about Males doing **** stuff to guys.
It makes more sense that the ones looking for guys would be Horney Female Aliens.
Remember Female is a French word!

..... FEMELLE .....
 
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Old Mar 25, 2024 | 11:46 AM
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Just got back from the almost dead in space planet ZETO. They have emerged a small lake. Said our Oceans are great.
It takes about 10 space tankers to create each lake. They plan many lakes. Reason we notice then here on earth.
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She wore these really cool cowboy boots with so tight short shorts with holes in them. My imagination was smoken I tell you!
 
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Old Mar 28, 2024 | 12:21 AM
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"For once in you life" ..." do the right thing," she screamed, as they took her away, so I shot! .....
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I quickly entered the whirly people counter thing and was thrown out into the isle of a very busy store.
There I am trying to regain balance, a passing power chair saved me.

 
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Old Mar 29, 2024 | 10:13 PM
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The place seemed strange, static electricity everywhere, a strange glow emanating in the corners of the room.
Then I saw the huge Saucer magically moving away, quickly it departed.
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I forgot the rest, like it never happened is my thoughts.
 
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Old Apr 3, 2024 | 11:31 AM
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Have you ever wondered how Man walked so much, then rode horses, and then Wagons, Boats,
Trains, Planes and Autos? Me either, I just took it for granted that it was the Lords will. ... .............
It's mostly proven that if all the livestock were alive to do all that we need done, the flatulence would be overpowering us.
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Old Apr 6, 2024 | 07:30 PM
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You know I saw an UFO today and it landed in the lake by my property, little white men got out of it in a submersible and rowed to shore and offered me a Pipe of their stuff. It was a pleasant exchange of pleasantries. I wished them a safe journey and they left me 100 lbs. of gold bars to give to my Children!
 
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Old Apr 10, 2024 | 03:53 PM
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The Eclipse made Sol look like a Banana.
 
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OK the Gremlins are back and pulling Boeing Planes apart in the Air. Of course they love the Air Supply up there. They just pop all over the place.
 
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