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Understanding alien abduction
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A scientist, Lil Johnny, finds a crashed alien spaceship
An alien is still alive and Lil Johnny helps him fix the spaceship so the alien can go back home.
As a sign of Friendship, Lil Johnny tells the Alien that he will answer him a single question,
whatever it is or however it's formulated.
"What is the best question that I could possibly ask you in this situation and
what is the answer to it?", The Alien asks.
"The best question is the one you just asked,
and the answer to it is the one I just gave you", says Lil Johnny
So, the Alien nods his head & just flies away!The Alien isn't any smarter than Lil Johnny.
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Came to Earth, enjoined the Sea, met the monsters and became good buddies. They were invited over for dinner.
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Thas a good one! What causes the Quakes? .....
Maybe its falling apart from internal stresses.
Those crafty Aliens knew we can launch intersteller vehicles from our moon easier than elsewhere. Dam em!
Once those Flux Capacitor equations are worked out the dust of space is a no brainer. But where did they hide the original. It has to be out there, most likely close by in Astro figures. Maybe its got their foot prints on it.
Maybe its falling apart from internal stresses.Those crafty Aliens knew we can launch intersteller vehicles from our moon easier than elsewhere. Dam em!
Once those Flux Capacitor equations are worked out the dust of space is a no brainer. But where did they hide the original. It has to be out there, most likely close by in Astro figures. Maybe its got their foot prints on it.
Uh, Four ! Selfie of Alien ridding 1st golf *****.
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