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Half an hour later, I'm imbibing an adult beverage, at P.F,. Chang's. I hear this voice behind me. "So that WAS you on the freeway!" Sounded familiar. I turn, and it's a little girl, in a Highway Patrol uniform. "I thought I could find you here, at the bar, and drinking before noon."
"I'm sorry. Do I know you? Take off those Ray Ban Aviators so that I can have a better look. I don't recognize you."
"5150, don't tell me that you're already drunk at this hour. Maybe you'll remember me after I handcuff you."
"I'm 5150. Not Kinky LeatherMan. I'm not drunk yet. But my memory will return with a few more. Care to join me?"
"5150, you really don't remember me? You brought me here once. In that same truck outside, which sped by my patrol car like I wasn't even there."
"Lola! I was only playing around. You look different dressed in that uniform. When did you become a State Trooper? How did you pass the drug test?"
Her name was Lola. She was a showgirl. With yellow feathers in her hair, and a dress cut down to there.
My Lola, now a cop, used to "dance" on a pole in a gentleman's club. Except I didn't know it until it was a little too late.
She used to live down the hall, and we ran into each in the laundry room. Back in those days, she had an old Japanese import. Her "check engine" light was on, O2 sensor was fouled, and she had a smog test. I replaced it for her. She offered to buy me dinner. I figured that since she was some kind of Asian, P.F. Chang's would be good.
You can get an O2 sensor wrench @ Harbor Freight for about $7.
Jim















