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Feb 25, 2014 | 01:00 PM

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What if a Monkey Face and a Manure Spreader mated and had off spring? I think it would look something like this;

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Feb 25, 2014 | 01:48 PM

tinman52

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Not digging it.

That is a '49 Plymouth bumper on there.....unfortunately it is the rear bumper, so the curve is wrong. I recently picked up a pair of these, toying with mounting them on my F-1....

Feb 25, 2014 | 02:26 PM

GB SISSON

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To answer your question, I still think you'd have a 'manure face'. Or a 'monkey spreader'. Not sure which one would be worse. Think I'd keep my cross breeding program with the labradoodle and cut my losses. You can tell winter has set in hard.....

Feb 25, 2014 | 02:50 PM

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I don't think it looks bad at all. Even the bumper.

Feb 25, 2014 | 03:22 PM

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If it was a human, I'd check it's thyroid. Too bug-eyed for me.

Feb 25, 2014 | 03:42 PM

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I don't know, I just don't seeing getting any respect driving a truck like that!!

Feb 25, 2014 | 04:15 PM

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Feb 25, 2014 | 04:54 PM

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The wide angle lens that the pic was taken with doesn't help any, makes it look like the hood is too long and the cab is too small. Really makes the bug eyes pop out...

Feb 25, 2014 | 05:38 PM

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This truck reminded me of this episode of Tool Time

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Feb 25, 2014 | 08:05 PM

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Or like Marty Feldman the bug-eyed British comic that played Igor on Young Frankenstein...

That's Fraunk-en-steen...

Feb 26, 2014 | 07:23 AM

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I believe we should leave the design part to Ford, that is plain ugly!

Feb 26, 2014 | 07:47 AM

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I think it looks okay although I don't think the breeding should continue beyond the monkey spreader. I hate to see what future generations might look like. Hopefully it's sterile.

Feb 26, 2014 | 08:43 AM

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I still kinda wanna see what a manure grill would look like in a monkey face like that truck posted a few weeks ago. In a normal looking truck that is.

Feb 26, 2014 | 11:37 AM

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I still kinda wanna see what a manure grill would look like in a monkey face like that truck posted a few weeks ago. In a normal looking truck that is.

There was one on Ebay a year or so ago. The teeth were much closer together to fit in the monkey mouth. Lost the link to the pic I saved, but it didn't look right to me.