Spring is almost here March BS thread!
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From: Suppertown, MN
Here ya go Dave!!
This is for you/your (soon to be old) boss.
Sung to the tune of Mr. Ed theme song.
My boss is a jerk,
of course, of course,
he looks like the back
of a horse, of course,
he's fat and bald,
and he's a dork,
I wish that he'd drop dead.
He goes yakkity-yak a lot,
his ugly face turns red,
I bet when he was just a kid,
his mom dropped him on his head.
My boss is a nerd,
you've heard, you've heard,
He's got all the brains
of a hummingbird,
You've never heard of
a talking dork?
Well listen to this:
"You're all fired!"
He's a doo-doo head!
This is for you/your (soon to be old) boss.
Sung to the tune of Mr. Ed theme song.
My boss is a jerk,
of course, of course,
he looks like the back
of a horse, of course,
he's fat and bald,
and he's a dork,
I wish that he'd drop dead.
He goes yakkity-yak a lot,
his ugly face turns red,
I bet when he was just a kid,
his mom dropped him on his head.
My boss is a nerd,
you've heard, you've heard,
He's got all the brains
of a hummingbird,
You've never heard of
a talking dork?
Well listen to this:
"You're all fired!"
He's a doo-doo head!
Not sure you will even if I get the position!
VT Chapter Ldr
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From: Orange, Vermont
You may want to confirm that. If you do have the PATS and only have 2 keys then get a third and you should be able to program it yourself. Because if you only have 2 keys and loose one then you need a locks smith or dealer to program a second. Instead of being $20-30 it will cost $150-200. I know because the excursions came with PATS and I lost the only key we had to it. Plus ford only keeps the last 10 years of codes and mine was outside of that by a year or two. There is a private organization that keeps the codes for much longer that some locks smiths are members of so I was able to get through one for $35. I still need to make a third key. I also need to make some FOBS also. Can existing ones from different ford vehicles and years be used? be used
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From: H-town, MN
You may want to confirm that. If you do have the PATS and only have 2 keys then get a third and you should be able to program it yourself. Because if you only have 2 keys and loose one then you need a locks smith or dealer to program a second. Instead of being $20-30 it will cost $150-200. I know because the excursions came with PATS and I lost the only key we had to it. Plus ford only keeps the last 10 years of codes and mine was outside of that by a year or two. There is a private organization that keeps the codes for much longer that some locks smiths are members of so I was able to get through one for $35. I still need to make a third key. I also need to make some FOBS also. Can existing ones from different ford vehicles and years be used? be used
Never mind the factory security system comment. I believe both our vehicles have it. I am not sure which ones got PATS keys or why.
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FTE Chapter Leader
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Heck yeah especially if I can make some money at it! We know how easy these motors come out.
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From: H-town, MN
There goes my dream car................
Classic Car Liquidators 1970 Ford Mustang Convertible V8 EFI - $16,999
Classic Car Liquidators 1970 Ford Mustang Convertible V8 EFI - $16,999
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From: Lunchtown
This has to be one of the STUPIDEST things I have seen in a very long time. And I have been around a while. Adidas tries to cowboy up with ridiculous boots - msnNOW
BUTT UGLY!!
That's all I have to say about that.
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There goes my dream car................
Classic Car Liquidators 1970 Ford Mustang Convertible V8 EFI - $16,999
Classic Car Liquidators 1970 Ford Mustang Convertible V8 EFI - $16,999
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From: Hampstead, NC
Good morning guys.
Bring on spring, driveway is a sheet of ice right now.
Good morning Dave
Good morning Gerry
Good morning Troy
Good morning Cory
Good morning Jay
Good morning Michael
Bring on spring, driveway is a sheet of ice right now.
Good morning Gerry
This has to be one of the STUPIDEST things I have seen in a very long time. And I have been around a while. Adidas tries to cowboy up with ridiculous boots - msnNOW
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I didn't think it was offered on Superduty trucks, even the new ones. I could(and likely am) wrong, been a long time since I looked at a newer truck.