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Day off today! Woo hoo! That just means I have to put away all the stuff I brought from the house last night. Is there some magic pixie dust that will make it put itself away?
Sung to the tune of Mr. Ed theme song.
My boss is a jerk,
of course, of course,
he looks like the back
of a horse, of course,
he's fat and bald,
and he's a dork,
I wish that he'd drop dead.
He goes yakkity-yak a lot,
his ugly face turns red,
I bet when he was just a kid,
his mom dropped him on his head.
My boss is a nerd,
you've heard, you've heard,
He's got all the brains
of a hummingbird,
You've never heard of
a talking dork?
Well listen to this:
"You're all fired!"
He's a doo-doo head!
Hey Jay, did you see the salt dance thingy worked. Sorry I did not video it.
Now how the heck is anyone supposed to make it work if there's no video? You could have just missed your money tree by not publishing a video of it. I'm sure people would have started paying NOT to see it.
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