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Old Feb 21, 2012 | 08:03 AM
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Thanks for the great stories. Unfortunatly there all true and thankfully no one was injured due to the ignorance of others sharing the road with us. My story takes place at about 9pm in a raging snowstorm in the mountains of southern British Columbia. Me and my buddy are driving home after a weekend of late season archery (dec10) hunting. I am doing about 60km/h and being careful of the trecherous road conditions. About 15 min outside of Grand Forks i come up behind 3 cars doing about 40km/h. I slow down and fall in behind as i am in no hurry in these conditions. I mention to my buddy that the car in front of me seems to have awfully bright headlights(hes 3rd car in line). Here comes the oncoming traffic and low and behold the car at the front of the line hits his low beams and so does the guy in front of me. Cars go by and once again the guy in front of me flips on his hi-beams. This goes on for about 45min until the next town when the first 2 cars pull off the highway(towards the local pub?) when suddenly this guy in front of me slows to 20kmh and continues at that speed for the next 20 min. Well i know this highway well and feel comfortable and safe doing 60kmh in the snows. So when we come up to the nice long sraight passing lane i try to pass him and guess who wants to speed up now. So i slow down and pull back in behind him aaaannnddd he decides to slow back down to 20( at this point my buddy is pissing him self laughing). Down the road we come to the next passing lane and i try to go by again and he speeds up again. Crap. i slow down and back in behind him again. At this point i start to understand how road rage can start. And here we come to another passing lane(oh boy), Well the snow has let up and i can see farther up the highway and tell buddy that im going around this guy cause when he ends up in the rhubarb i dont want to be anywhere near him. I speed up and pull out he speeds up 30....35....40....45... now im finally beside him 50 oh good passing him. Made it by him and im doing 60kmh and remember the high beams? Yep still on and hes on my a$$ now. I flash the cargo lights on the headache rack to let him know his lights are really bright. Nothing happens. Well the snow starts picking up again and hes staying glued to me with high beams on. Now im getting frusterated as i can barely see from the snow in front and the searing white light from behind. I decide that if he wants high beams on he can lead, So i slow down and signal that i am pulling over i get down to about 10km before he decides that he should go around me. I pull back in behind him and he stays at ......wait for it ...... you guessed it 20kmh. I do 60 hes glued to me, he leads and drops to a crawl. My buddy in the passenger seat say " well youve been nice for the last hour and a half light him up and get away from this a-hole" Well light him up is a set of aircraft landing lights, 6"-100w kc's, and high beams. (this is where i belive one would say road rage). So i light him up and he doesnt even twitch. I speed up to 60 and creep by him (cause he wants to speed up again and high beams still on). Once in front i speed up to about 75 and finally start pulling away. Once I was aways in front of him and around a few more corners i slowed back down to 60 and relaxed. What is normally a 2 hour drive took almost 5 hours but we made it home safe.

I dont say what i did was the smartest thing but i didnt want to be around when the other guy screwed up.

After reading all the other stories it comes down to " You cant fix stupid"





I would have lost it with that Guy and my insurance would've had to fix his car after I pushed him in the ditch!
 
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Old Feb 21, 2012 | 04:36 PM
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Originally Posted by kper05
I do talk on my phone while driving from time to time but I don't like it.
Texting while driving scares me.
One because I can't do it and two, I don't want to kill someone.
I tried texting while driving ONCE. I was on the freeway, clear day absolutely no traffic nobody around me, front or back, or either side. So I thought "It's Okay now". So I looked down, quickly typed a sentence, sent it, and then looked back up to find I had moved THREE LANES OVER!! Lesson learned, never again.
 
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Old Feb 21, 2012 | 04:55 PM
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Originally Posted by juneau92
I tried texting while driving ONCE. I was on the freeway, clear day absolutely no traffic nobody around me, front or back, or either side. So I thought "It's Okay now". So I looked down, quickly typed a sentence, sent it, and then looked back up to find I had moved THREE LANES OVER!! Lesson learned, never again.
I suck at typing and driving too, but fortunately my phone has a voice feature that types what I talk, so I can "text" by speaking. Still probably shouldn't, although I don't have to look at the phone other than to hit two buttons. More than that and I'm all over the place too.
 
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Old Feb 21, 2012 | 06:02 PM
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Saw a women today on a 4 lane rd headed the wrong way at 7o'clock taking pics of the mtn's while big rigs are headed at her at 70mph. She was blocking the slow lane and hasnt a clue of cause and effect. I have some great pics of stupid people on the road if I can ever figure out how to post them. One of my favorites is a canadian with a volvo wagon towing a pop up and another hitch on the popup towing a 16ft. boat.
 
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Old Feb 21, 2012 | 06:26 PM
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Earlier this fall i had let my brother in law borrow my truck so he could haul chickens and feed. Well a bag got opened up and some grain spilled out and i didn't really feel like sweeping it out at the end of the day so i left the tailgate down and drove to get some gas. Apparently the bed was slick, so as soon as i filled up i looked in my rear view mirror and saw a buddy jump on the tailgate and slipped and landed on his back. Needless too say i drove off giving him the bird.
 
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Old Feb 21, 2012 | 06:31 PM
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Originally Posted by juneau92
I tried texting while driving ONCE. I was on the freeway, clear day absolutely no traffic nobody around me, front or back, or either side. So I thought "It's Okay now". So I looked down, quickly typed a sentence, sent it, and then looked back up to find I had moved THREE LANES OVER!! Lesson learned, never again.
haha ive come too master putting it on cruise control, driving with my knees and looking up about every other second, shouldnt do it but aslong as there is no one around me and im in my lane i should be good right?? haha
 
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Old Feb 21, 2012 | 06:39 PM
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Originally Posted by oh4-f350
Thanks for the great stories. Unfortunatly there all true and thankfully no one was injured due to the ignorance of others sharing the road with us. My story takes place at about 9pm in a raging snowstorm in the mountains of southern British Columbia. Me and my buddy are driving home after a weekend of late season archery (dec10) hunting. I am doing about 60km/h and being careful of the trecherous road conditions. About 15 min outside of Grand Forks i come up behind 3 cars doing about 40km/h. I slow down and fall in behind as i am in no hurry in these conditions. I mention to my buddy that the car in front of me seems to have awfully bright headlights(hes 3rd car in line). Here comes the oncoming traffic and low and behold the car at the front of the line hits his low beams and so does the guy in front of me. Cars go by and once again the guy in front of me flips on his hi-beams. This goes on for about 45min until the next town when the first 2 cars pull off the highway(towards the local pub?) when suddenly this guy in front of me slows to 20kmh and continues at that speed for the next 20 min. Well i know this highway well and feel comfortable and safe doing 60kmh in the snows. So when we come up to the nice long sraight passing lane i try to pass him and guess who wants to speed up now. So i slow down and pull back in behind him aaaannnddd he decides to slow back down to 20( at this point my buddy is pissing him self laughing). Down the road we come to the next passing lane and i try to go by again and he speeds up again. Crap. i slow down and back in behind him again. At this point i start to understand how road rage can start. And here we come to another passing lane(oh boy), Well the snow has let up and i can see farther up the highway and tell buddy that im going around this guy cause when he ends up in the rhubarb i dont want to be anywhere near him. I speed up and pull out he speeds up 30....35....40....45... now im finally beside him 50 oh good passing him. Made it by him and im doing 60kmh and remember the high beams? Yep still on and hes on my a$$ now. I flash the cargo lights on the headache rack to let him know his lights are really bright. Nothing happens. Well the snow starts picking up again and hes staying glued to me with high beams on. Now im getting frusterated as i can barely see from the snow in front and the searing white light from behind. I decide that if he wants high beams on he can lead, So i slow down and signal that i am pulling over i get down to about 10km before he decides that he should go around me. I pull back in behind him and he stays at ......wait for it ...... you guessed it 20kmh. I do 60 hes glued to me, he leads and drops to a crawl. My buddy in the passenger seat say " well youve been nice for the last hour and a half light him up and get away from this a-hole" Well light him up is a set of aircraft landing lights, 6"-100w kc's, and high beams. (this is where i belive one would say road rage). So i light him up and he doesnt even twitch. I speed up to 60 and creep by him (cause he wants to speed up again and high beams still on). Once in front i speed up to about 75 and finally start pulling away. Once I was aways in front of him and around a few more corners i slowed back down to 60 and relaxed. What is normally a 2 hour drive took almost 5 hours but we made it home safe.

I dont say what i did was the smartest thing but i didnt want to be around when the other guy screwed up.

After reading all the other stories it comes down to " You cant fix stupid"




haha you dont have too go into every scene at the exact time and day just tell the story haha
 
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Old Feb 22, 2012 | 05:32 PM
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Excuse me, did someone call my name?
 
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Old Feb 25, 2012 | 08:50 PM
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Sorry for the cluttered/dirty truck. Look carefully in the rear view mirror... Yep, I thought he was trying to hitch up to save on gas
 
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Old Feb 25, 2012 | 08:54 PM
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Old Feb 25, 2012 | 10:00 PM
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I have wondered a few times if I'm about to pull off someones bumper when I pull forward at green.
That red car is too close!
 
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Old Feb 25, 2012 | 10:25 PM
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So I've got two quick stories.

First, I was driving in the left lane with cruise set to 75. I noticed that at about 1/4 mile down the road in the right lane was a semi with a car tailgating it. As I started to pass the car the stupid b**ch on her phone decides it was time for to pass the the semi. Well I had to slam on my brakes as she was probably doing 60. So she got in front of me and probably took about a mile to pass the semi. So as I passed her I noticed she was on her phone, so I decided I wanted to show her and the person she was talking to how displeased I was with her decision making and slowed down and then laid on the horn for about 30 seconds. She just looked at me and shrugged her shoulders.

Second, I was backing out of a parking spot facing the street at a local CVS and only got about 3/4 the way out while I looked throught my mirrors and over my shoulder when another stupid female on her phone didn't want to wait for me to finish and decided to use the empty spaced around me to go around. Needless to say she scared the crap out of me so I again used the horn to let her and everyone know where the mentally handicapped person was.

The people on their phones really **** me off. Especially when they know they are wrong but just don't give a crap.
 
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Old Feb 26, 2012 | 01:35 AM
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Love these stories! I thought I was the only one who thinks everyone else is nuts! A few years ago I was searching for a vintage Mustang fastback for a project. They're tough to find, but I eventually found one, but it was 12 hours (1 way) from me. No problem, I rented a car trailer and headed up to get it. To get to the point, the seller was totally misleading, the car was a pile and I headed home, both empty and pissed. As my wife and I got closer to home, we headed up a hill that is long, twisty and mostly two-lane with a few medium-length passing lanes. I try to very respectful, especially when towing and allow traffic to pass as soon as I can every time I pull up that hill. It had been a very quiet trip home, and I saw a beat-up Honda Accord (complete with lots of political stickers plastered all over it) riding my butt up the hill, so at the first opportunity, I pulled to the right, but since I was only going about 57 mph, I saw no need to cut my speed. The Honda had more than enough time to pass and the hill wasn't that steep. Instead, the female driver pulled alongside my rented trailer and stayed there. As I saw the "Lane Ends/Merge Left" sign pass by, I looked one last time at the clueless hippie in my mirror, then I hit the turn signal, let it blink three times, and without even looking, I moved left, my temper getting the better of me. I heard howling tires and a horn blaring a second later and as the chick suddenly found all kinds of horses under the hood to pass me (over a double yellow line) and flip me off, I smiled. My wife asked, "Feel better now?" Yes...yes I did...
 
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