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Old Sep 19, 2011 | 06:18 PM
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We all know the toilet paper in the public restroom one.
 
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Old Sep 19, 2011 | 07:16 PM
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Why does the driver of the car in front of me speed up when I pull along side trying to pass them.
 
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Old Sep 19, 2011 | 07:28 PM
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Why does the driver of the car in front of me speed up when I pull along side trying to pass them.
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Old Sep 20, 2011 | 03:58 AM
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why does it always start to rain just as you step out of the truck, and stop just as you get in to drive away?
 
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Old Sep 20, 2011 | 05:20 AM
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Why do dogs always bark at the mailman?
 
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Old Sep 20, 2011 | 06:53 AM
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Why do dogs always bark at the mailman?
Because they think you are all...well...ummm....cats?

 
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Old Sep 20, 2011 | 09:06 AM
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Why do dogs always bark at the mailman?
Theory: That new bacon flavored envelope adhesive they're using nowaday's/ bad idea!
 
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Old Sep 20, 2011 | 11:50 AM
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Why when you take your time to roll a extension cord and then when you go to use it again it's always in a big azz knot
 
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...it's always in am is azz knot
Is this some New Age vulgarity?
 
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Old Sep 20, 2011 | 01:53 PM
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There its fixed. New so called smart phone that likes to change words
 
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Old Sep 20, 2011 | 02:20 PM
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how come the keys on smart phones are so small?
 
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