Wonder WHY
Aug 27, 2011 | 05:08 PM
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From: 3rd Rock
Wonder WHY
Just post those one liners ...that make no logic
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Aug 27, 2011 | 05:18 PM
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why do old dogs turn circles before they lay down? (in the same EXACT position they always do)
why old dogs trot like old chevy nova's? (with the center rear 6 inches to the side of the front center)
Aug 27, 2011 | 06:31 PM
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Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
Aug 27, 2011 | 06:33 PM
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lol
why do we squint our eyes to help us hear?
Aug 27, 2011 | 06:45 PM
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Why do we call it siding...when we put it on the front and back of our house also???
Aug 27, 2011 | 07:16 PM
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why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
Aug 27, 2011 | 07:38 PM
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Why do we continue to push the elevator button ?
Aug 27, 2011 | 07:46 PM
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From: Gambrills
why do we keep saying hello?...Can you hear me? When we know the call was dropped already?
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Aug 27, 2011 | 08:14 PM
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Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Aug 27, 2011 | 08:50 PM
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Why do we insist on lying so much???
Aug 28, 2011 | 08:17 AM
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Why do we buy donut holes?
Instead of donut plugs or centers?
Aug 28, 2011 | 08:17 AM
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Why don't ducks.......duck?
Aug 28, 2011 | 08:41 AM
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Why is this the quick reference guide on women:
Why does it take man 80 years to figure out or give up?
Aug 28, 2011 | 09:16 AM
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Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Aug 28, 2011 | 04:02 PM
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Who was the first person to figure out that feces doesn't taste to good? And how many had to try it out before others just said OK...I believe you?
(Notwithstanding anything you may have heard from Cheech and Chong)