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Old Aug 27, 2011 | 05:08 PM
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Wonder WHY
Just post those one liners ...that make no logic


Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
 
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Old Aug 27, 2011 | 05:18 PM
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why do old dogs turn circles before they lay down? (in the same EXACT position they always do)

why old dogs trot like old chevy nova's? (with the center rear 6 inches to the side of the front center)
 
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Old Aug 27, 2011 | 06:31 PM
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Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
 
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Old Aug 27, 2011 | 06:33 PM
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lol

why do we squint our eyes to help us hear?
 
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Why do we call it siding...when we put it on the front and back of our house also???
 
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why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
 
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Why do we continue to push the elevator button ?
 
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why do we keep saying hello?...Can you hear me? When we know the call was dropped already?
 
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Why do we insist on lying so much???
 
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Why do we buy donut holes?

Instead of donut plugs or centers?
 
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Why don't ducks.......duck?
 
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Why is this the quick reference guide on women:





Why does it take man 80 years to figure out or give up?
 
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Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
 
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Who was the first person to figure out that feces doesn't taste to good? And how many had to try it out before others just said OK...I believe you?

(Notwithstanding anything you may have heard from Cheech and Chong)
 
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