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Old Aug 31, 2011 | 09:51 AM
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Why do people bother asking for advice when they have no intention of following it?
 
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Old Aug 31, 2011 | 10:37 AM
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why does your wife ask you a question that she still wont believe the answer?
 
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Old Aug 31, 2011 | 10:39 AM
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Ever wonder why people ask....

"Do you think I'm stupid?"
 
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Old Aug 31, 2011 | 10:48 AM
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what is the purpose of having a shift button on both sides of the keyboard?
 
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Old Aug 31, 2011 | 02:07 PM
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Originally Posted by scottzj
what is the purpose of having a shift button on both sides of the keyboard?
I suppose there are still a few people that know how to type properly.
Why does this sign exist:
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Why does your teacher tell you to look something up in the dictionary when you ask how it is spelled?
 
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Old Aug 31, 2011 | 03:59 PM
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Why does my wife have so many head aches?
 
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Old Aug 31, 2011 | 04:50 PM
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why do people drive 40 miles to save one cent per gallon on gas?
 
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Old Aug 31, 2011 | 04:59 PM
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Why can't we all just get along???
 
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Old Aug 31, 2011 | 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted by BIGKEN
Why can't we all just get along???
why can't you mind your own business???
























 
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Old Aug 31, 2011 | 05:22 PM
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Why...indeed???
 
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Old Aug 31, 2011 | 05:55 PM
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Why do I know how many ridges there are along the side of a dime???
 
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Old Sep 1, 2011 | 09:30 AM
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Why do I like to use parenthesis so much?

I won't make a lengthy post (one paragraph or more) without using them.
 
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Old Sep 1, 2011 | 09:41 AM
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How come Cows don't have a common name?

Do you think this is why bulls are so angry all the time?
 
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Old Sep 1, 2011 | 10:42 AM
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Why does my wife have so many head aces?

That would be great if you could enter her in an Indian Poker Tournament!!
 
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Old Sep 1, 2011 | 11:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Eatonpcat
That would be great if you could enter her in an Indian Poker Tournament!!
My finger was off. lol
 
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