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Old Aug 28, 2011 | 05:04 PM
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Old Aug 28, 2011 | 05:35 PM
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How come you seldom bite the side of your mouth, but when you do bite it, you spend the rest of the day biting it over, and over?
 
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Old Aug 28, 2011 | 07:27 PM
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Why is it folks create meaningless threads? (Post hoar)
 
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Old Aug 28, 2011 | 07:42 PM
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I wonder why people don't use spell check....
 
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Old Aug 29, 2011 | 04:52 AM
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Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
 
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Old Aug 29, 2011 | 06:21 AM
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Here's the king of the 'Wonder Why:'

Gallagher and the Language - YouTube
 
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Old Aug 30, 2011 | 07:52 PM
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Did you ever wonder why....when the cops, on TV, enter the house or apartment looking for the bad guy....they NEVER turn the lights on.

Or when the good guy, with no weapon, is running from the bad guys....he never picks up the bad guy's weapon when he knocks one out?

 
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Old Aug 30, 2011 | 10:33 PM
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Why does a light switch say on and off?

Why is a four wheel drive truck called a four wheel drive when it actually isn't?

Why are hurricanes named after women?

Why are ships referred to as she?

Does mother nature have children or a husband?
 
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Old Aug 30, 2011 | 11:14 PM
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does that light in the frige ever turn off?

if a tree falls in the woods and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?0
 
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Old Aug 31, 2011 | 05:42 AM
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Why's it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
 
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Old Aug 31, 2011 | 07:16 AM
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Ever wonder how a hose, extension cord, wire, or cable always manages to get hung up on something? No matter how well you planned for it not to?
 
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Old Aug 31, 2011 | 07:18 AM
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Do fish catch colds?

 
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Old Aug 31, 2011 | 08:53 AM
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Why do cowboys throw their gun away when they run out of bullets?
 
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Old Aug 31, 2011 | 09:20 AM
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Why do first responders run into harms way when everyone else is running from it?
 
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Old Aug 31, 2011 | 09:41 AM
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Who put the 'bop' in "Bop - shoo - bop - shoo-bop - shoo-bop"?

Who put the 'dip' in the "Dip - di - dip - di-dip"?

Who put the 'ram' in the "Ram-a-lama-ding-dong"?














Sorry. I'm in one of those moods. (At work, with only 1-1/2 hours sleep.)
I'll go stand in the corner, now.
 
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